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Bela Lugosi Jr.

PostPosted: May 26, 2005 1:28 PM 

In "The Library Cop" (first decent Seinfeld episode IMO) in the Philip Baker Hall tirade against Jerry: there's something about "the 5 Chinese Brothers"... Should I know this reference? Must be something dirty, but I don't know what he's talking about. Please explain.

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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 1:41 PM 

According to the Notes About Nothing on the DVD, The Five Chinese Brothers is an actual children's book.

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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 2:00 PM 

by Claire Huchet Bishop Sadly, a book that would not be published in this day and age

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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 2:11 PM 

I think the basic plot was that there were 5 chinese brothers, each with a special power. One of them got arrested and sent to death. But when they tried to kill him they couldn't because his special power. So they would try the next day using a different method of execution, but the brother would switch places with his one of his other brothers who had another specific power. So they tried this five times and couldn't kill any of 'em.

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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 2:50 PM 

So now you're stealing Ramon's "baby"s?


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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 5:46 PM 

Jimmy remembers the book in elementary school, but doesn't remember any of that story. Probably just looked at the pictures back then.

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PostPosted: May 27, 2005 12:50 PM 

i know no one will be believe me, here, but cj is telling 'the truth'.

i remember reading the five chinese brothers in elementary school. the five brothers were actually quintuplettes.

one brother could stretch is neck really long. another one could hold an entire ocean in his mouth. i can't remember the other powers, but they were pretty good...

stay out of the chinese brothers


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