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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:14 AM 

Does anyone know if I can use this site's scripts on my own website.......I don't seem to be able to contact Stan

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:54 AM 

You can go to and download those fairly surely you can use that on your site?

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 1:03 PM 

I think this Pennypacker character broke the site... Evil or Very Mad

You used to be able to click the blue "Seinfeld Scripts" link on the left and it would take you to an entire listing of the scripts in order. Now it brings you to this stupid thread. DARREN!!

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 6:08 PM 

...he's new here.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 30, 2005 4:20 PM 


Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 1:14 AM 

That is a bit goofy.

If you want to view a script, search for the title of the script, or go trhough the Episode Guides. That should hold you guys until Stan fixes it. Very Happy

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 3, 2005 8:24 PM 

why is it television doesn't air this show more often

buck naked
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 3, 2005 8:27 PM 

does anyone know what jerry had on his shelf

Prickly Pete
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 9, 2005 1:00 AM 

some how the title of his post, "Seinfeld Scripts?" caused the post to be saved over the seinfeld scripts menu page, the old page needs to be reloaded over this thread =P

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 9, 2005 3:10 AM 

Gatta love Fargo..heh.

OK, its late and I am tired so heres an easy one...

What "answer" got George and the bubble boy into a scuffle?


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PostPosted: August 9, 2005 3:49 AM 

moops/moors. though, uh, i think you're in the wrong thread here, soup nazi.

These Pretzels are making me thirsty
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 2:39 PM 

What happened to the scripts?? Did my little cable boy ruin it?

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 2:45 PM 

Hit up seinfeldscripts or seinology instead you stiff panicky little cunt.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 2:51 PM 

Hey, that's uncalled-for. You wanna use that word, go read Tropic of Cancer. Meanwhile, any of you ladies wanna play Doggie Doggie Where's the Bone?

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 2:51 PM 

Whoops. Forgot to add the .com to the seinfeldscripts link. Allow me to fix that, sir.


There we are.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 3:01 PM 

Oh come on Bookman, it's a word you use when somebody doesn't act manly and he didn't act manly.

Well, maybe in retrospect I should have said "pussy."

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 3:14 PM 

Actually, it isn't a word I ever use. And I'm not aware of its use as a synonym for wimp, the way p---y is. I've always heard the C-word used as jumped-up version of the B-word. But I travel in a small circle.

And at least have the decency to replace the vowels with dashes or asterisks. For the kids. I think we would all know what p---y meant, in context.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 3:30 PM 

Clearly you're not an avid viewer of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Had this not been a Seinfeld forum and didn't have a connection to CYE, I wouldn't have said it as I never use it in real life either.

It was merely a joke. Let's not get all up in arms about it.

And for future reference, I won't stand for the censorship of my posts. Frankly I'm not concerned for kids as I was a kid not that long ago myself, and don't believe too many "kids" frequent this board anyway. If they do, they gotta learn sometime.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 3:54 PM 

sheesh, bookman. don't get elaine's panties tied up in a knot.

keep your towel on.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 4:02 PM 

Actually, I am an avid CYE viewer, and as such, I know the C-word got more flack on that show than I gave you here. But even there, the C-word wasn't funny. It was what happened to Larry as a result that was funny. And this isn't the CYE forum. You want to post quotes from CYE there, go ahead. And as for censorship, I can't censor you. I'm not the host. But I can talk sense to you. We're living in a society here.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 4:19 PM 

That's true. But it was an accident. And I haven't done it since. And I would never do it again.

I'll use quotes from any show I want on this board and you're gonna sit there and like it. If you really truly care about censoring the "4 letter bad words", contact Stan about it and see if he cares half as much as you do.

In the mean time dude, you better step off.

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