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PostPosted: December 18, 2003 5:08 PM 

Son of the talented Mister Lippman in "The Serenity Now." Recieves the game Boggle as a gift from Elaine and smacks a French kiss on her at his bar mitzah. Tells all his friends about it, and they invite her to 6 more bar-mitzvahs. Renounces Judaism as his religion after Elaine tells him he's not a man yet. Adam asks her out on a date. She has the "shiksappeal." But, at 13 years old, he hasn't had the "several careers of varying success" that indicates manliness to her.

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 5:02 PM 

ADAM: I AM a man. The rabbi said so.

ELAINE: No. You are not a man. It takes a long time to become a man. I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

ADAM: Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham! First, they said I was gonna get great gifts, and then, somebody gives me Boggle. I renounce my religion!

LIPPMAN: Who wants cookies?

ADAM: As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish. I quit!


ELAINE: Walnuts, ... mmmmmm.



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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 10:48 AM 

I'm a man!!

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