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cousin jeffrey

PostPosted: October 12, 2005 1:29 AM 

Am I the only one who thinks this should exists? If you sport an afro, at least have the decency to sit in the back of the class, or the back of the theatre - basically do your best so that your hat isn't obstructing anyone else's view. And don't lean back to stretch, so you're hair is right in my face.

It's called Afro Etiquette. This guy in my class had none of it!

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 6:39 AM 

I hope a bird flies into his big Freakhead...The one that sits on top of his miserably puny shoulders. I've never seen that before. A bird flying right into a brother's haaaade.

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 9:12 AM 

Forget back of the class.... they should have their own schools.

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 11:18 AM 

You're a raaaaaaaaaaaabid anti-Aphrodite!!!

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 6:24 PM 

I went to a suburban nearly all white high school and the white kids were absolute mesmerized by black people's hair. They always had to touch it, which was fine sometimes, especially if it was girls, but they did not understand it at all. They would muss my hair all up and think that it would just settle back. No! Can't just throw water on our hair run our fingers through it and call it a day.

They begged me to grow a fro. I refused. You have any idea how much work that is?! It's also uncomfortable, semi-unclean and is a pain because you need to constantly comb it or it will begin to "nap".

On a side note we should create an altered version of the following emoticon Cool except brown and with a fro. It could be a "Shut your mouf fool" emoticon. Since we know I wouldn't be offended what harm could it do? Just a thought.

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 6:50 PM 

You know, I always wanted an afro. I used to watch those Afro Sheen commercials during the reruns of Soul Train.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 8:13 PM 

This guy wasn't even a brotha, he was Middle Eastern. If you sticked your hand in his hair, you couldn't get it out. And he's sitting in front of me playing with his hair, shaking his hair, twirling his hair. All the while he's leaning back right into my face.

Aphrodite...Isn't that the name of some greek god of love or something?

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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 11:31 PM 

"Aphrodite...Isn't that the name of some greek god of love or something?"
Glad you caught it.

He was Mid-Eastern? Well, then I bet other Mid-Easternern would KILL for his eyebrow.

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PostPosted: October 13, 2005 12:43 AM 

Drake, a team mate on my college baseball team and I always used to go out in visiting towns to hunt chicks. He'd spend a damn hour pickin' his do beforehand and I'd always be trying to hurry his ass up. He'd say:
"This niggah ain't happy,
when his hade is all nappy".

Cracked me up.

My brother-in-law as in the Navy when I visited them in 1972. The bros in his unit used to slick their hair down like FLAT to their heads while on duty, due to regulations. When off duty, those same dudes could pick them things to look like Dr. J. Used to amaze me me how them fros rose higher than a perfect souffle.

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PostPosted: October 13, 2005 9:03 AM 

Look what happens everytime you shave it. It comes in thicker, and fuller, and darker... Look at it!! LOOK AT IT!!!

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PostPosted: October 13, 2005 12:10 PM 

From last year on I've taken my hair real old school. It's starting up again and all the brothas are starting to do it. I'm talking lye! Burn those folicles straight and silky smooth! It's a test of endurance sometimes because around the half-hour mark your scalp starts to burn, if it's not finished you have two choices, risk burning out your hair, or man up and squeeze out those last few minutes. You can spike it, shape it, wave it, fade it. However it only lasts for about two weeks.

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PostPosted: October 13, 2005 2:21 PM 

Yeah, I played basketball against Fletch in college. He was actually 6'5"--6'9" with the Afro. Pretty good dribbler.

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