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Alan is Elaine's blind date who cannot make it because he was stabed by an ex-girlfriend. Elaine later finds that he is a "bad breaker-upper" and is troubled the rest of the episode after he tells her she has a big head.

From: The Andrea Doria (Season 8 Episode 10)

Tough luck chin-less

elaine: That's it? That's the best you got?!...

alan: I want to apologize for...
elaine: oh, please.
alan: so you have a big head.
elaine: so what?
alan: It goes well with that bump in your nose!
elaine: what?!!

- george: what, elaine's big-head guy? They gave you the apartment?!
- alan: yeah.
- george: why?! Because you were stabbed, and.. got coffee thrown in your face, and...
- alan: ... fork in the forehead.
- george: that's why they gave you the apartment?
- alan: no, I just gave the super 50 bucks!
- george: Wait a minute, that is my apartment! I earned it with 34 years of misery!!!
-alan: Tough luck, chinless!!

I want new epsiodes

lol. tough luck chinless.

Police Officer: I think he's trying to tell us something. What, there's trouble at the Old Mill Restaurant.

Michael - You spelled stabbed with one b. There are 2 b's in stabbed. Moron.

Is this the episode where Jerry asks "What´s wrong?" and Elaine says " Nothing. Except that a bird bumped into my giant FREAKHEAD" (or something like that)?

That is one of my favorite lines!

Before we go any further...You have a favorite line, but can't remember it?