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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 6:15 PM 

Alan is Elaine's blind date who cannot make it because he was stabed by an ex-girlfriend. Elaine later finds that he is a "bad breaker-upper" and is troubled the rest of the episode after he tells her she has a big head.

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 7:02 PM 

Tough luck chin-less Laughing

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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 2:57 PM 

elaine: That's it? That's the best you got?!...

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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 2:59 PM 

alan: I want to apologize for...
elaine: oh, please.
alan: so you have a big head.
elaine: so what?
alan: It goes well with that bump in your nose!
elaine: what?!!

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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 3:05 PM 

- george: what, elaine's big-head guy? They gave you the apartment?!
- alan: yeah.
- george: why?! Because you were stabbed, and.. got coffee thrown in your face, and...
- alan: ... fork in the forehead.
- george: that's why they gave you the apartment?
- alan: no, I just gave the super 50 bucks!
- george: Wait a minute, that is my apartment! I earned it with 34 years of misery!!!
-alan: Tough luck, chinless!!


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PostPosted: June 3, 2004 4:52 AM 

Twisted Evil I want new epsiodes


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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 10:54 AM 

lol. tough luck chinless.

Police Officer: I think he's trying to tell us something. What, there's trouble at the Old Mill Restaurant.

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PostPosted: July 5, 2006 2:20 AM 

Michael - You spelled stabbed with one b. There are 2 b's in stabbed. Moron.


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PostPosted: January 10, 2007 9:01 AM 

Is this the episode where Jerry asks "What´s wrong?" and Elaine says " Nothing. Except that a bird bumped into my giant FREAKHEAD" (or something like that)?

That is one of my favorite lines!

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PostPosted: January 11, 2007 5:27 AM 

Before we go any further...You have a favorite line, but can't remember it?

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