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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: October 25, 2005 10:15 AM 

Jerry, although usually pretty hip and cool, has a tendency to say stupid things that have a negative effect on himself or others (usually others). Here's a few off the top of my head..

1) Suggesting that Elaine befriend Susan.
2) Telling Clyde that Elaine and John Jermain were hot and heavy.
3) Telling the Julianna the PT about the child being kidnapped.
4) Telling Joe Divola about Kramer's party.
5) The pony remark.

I'm sure there are more... anybody care?

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 10:20 AM 

**Whistling while waiting for the thread to appear**

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 10:27 AM 

Suggesting that Elaine move into the apartment recently vacated by the deceased Mrs. Hudwalker.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 10:56 AM 

Suggesting Babu change his restaurant's fare to Pakistani. Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 11:06 AM 

Veddy bad!

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 11:43 AM 

Claiming George was a Marine Biologist (instead of an architect).

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 8:46 PM 

Reporting a 5150 on Uncle Leo.
Asking Gigio if there were any houses to rent in Tuscany.
Telling the doorman "I'd really just like to be friends"

Mr Papanickolas
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 6:15 AM 

Telling the boy in the parking space that his dad's business wasn't doing too well.

Mr Papanickolas
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 6:33 AM 

"Wanna get some pizza?"

Mrs Sokol
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 12:15 PM 

Making us sit through 180 episodes of drivel when we could have been watching Friends.

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 1:33 PM 

I'll pretend I didn't hear that...Though, at least you're right about one thing: Putting the words "drivel" and "Friends" in the same sentence just seems...right.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 4:50 PM 

That's the genious of it all, Mrs. Sokol. Laughing

Maestro
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 6:57 AM 

You know who has a tendency to say stupid things that have a negative effect on himself or others (usually others).
Larry David in Curb your Enthusiasm.

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 8:55 AM 

You know who else says stupid things all the time? Our fearless leader- George 'W'. But I digress...

Oh and Mrs Sokol, I guess we'll be seeing you on the Smelly-Cat forum from now on? Adios muchacho!



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