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Cosmo 87







PostPosted: August 20, 2004 10:20 AM 

In The Sniffing Accountant, Newman asks what day it is and says that Tuesday has no feel. I understand what he's saying. During the school year, Monday sucks. First day of the week. Wednesday is like the middle of the week, alright just half a week left. Thursday is like yes, one day til Friday. Friday rules, especially about 3:00 PM when I get outta school! Saturday is awesome too!
Sunday is good too, but Sunday night sucks. So, Tuesday has no feel to me.

Anyway, is their some other random comment from Seinfeld that you believe is true?

Gendison
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 2:10 PM 

The amount of ugly people...it's a 20:1 shot...Then how are all these people getting together? Alcohol.

Crazy Joe Devola
Architect

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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 5:53 PM 

I don't assume,it leads to assumptions

Bisquick
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 23, 2004 3:30 PM 

Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

Mulva
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 23, 2004 7:01 PM 

the leopard IS my favorite animal. you know why? i like the spots!

Golden Boy
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 6:18 AM 

"Women always think I'm nice... But women don't want nice."

Gendison
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 6:27 AM 

You can't have sex with somoene you respect. Where's the debauchery??? No debauchery.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 24, 2004 6:28 AM 

Without rules....there's KAOS!!!

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 9:34 PM 

(not in the script like this)

-If someone sits down while you are already sitting down and squishes you, they started the squishing, not you.

-Shaking a beverage is not hard.

Carl
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 1, 2004 3:58 AM 

"You can't have sex with somoene you respect. Where's the debauchery??? No debauchery."

its deprevity, not debauchery

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 1, 2004 5:00 AM 

Yes, you're right, it is depravity. But "debauchery" is a cool word.

Shakey the Mohel
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: September 1, 2004 5:23 AM 

Now, I was thinking the other day about hair, and that the weird Thing about it, is that people will touch other people's hair. You will actually kiss another human being, right on the head. But, if one of those hairs should somehow be able to get out of that skull, and go off on its own, it is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter. The same hair.
People freak out. (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: September 1, 2004 11:42 AM 

No one walks into a beauty parlor and says "Give me the Larry Fine."

VegetableLasagna
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 1, 2004 5:27 PM 

Hahaha

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 2, 2004 8:24 AM 

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Joe's Fruit Stand
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 3, 2004 3:46 AM 

Kramer: "I've had it with these jack-boot thugs."

He was speaking about Pottery Barn and their catalogs. But it goes for any unshakable junk mail sender.

Drs
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 3, 2004 9:46 PM 

This is one nice threads with quotable to put in my msn nick! Razz

kramer
Sidler

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PostPosted: September 3, 2004 10:31 PM 

Kramer: "E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms."
Newman: "All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you think, you're so clever for figuring that out?

I know I haven't needed regular mail for years now, UPS once in a while for packages, but the mailbox itself is useless to me. Smile

WFUDeacon
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 4, 2004 2:31 PM 

Jerry-- I could read the sports page if my hair was on fire

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: September 4, 2004 9:57 PM 

Really, WFU Deacon? I expected you to be a sports fan, what with your name and everything!? Confused

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 4, 2004 10:06 PM 

His comment suggests that he's a HUGE sports fan!!! He can read the sports page if his hair is on fire....how much more into sports do you want him to be???

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