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cousin jeffrey

PostPosted: November 6, 2005 8:49 PM 

A good 2-3 days since any real meaningful post. Does anyone have any opinions on racial profiling in airport security? Anybody feel like arguing against abortion? The Holocaust? Euthanasia? Anyone remember Veggie Terry? Anything?

I'll even settle for the sexiest women on television. Sexiest men? Favorite colour?....Hello?

cousin jeffrey
Pimple Popper, MD

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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 8:52 PM 

How do we know Jesus looked like that?

Joseph Puglia

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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 9:26 PM 

Isn't racial profiling just another way of saying really effective police work?

Isn't abortion really just a way for really easy chicks to further avoid the responsibilities of life?

What's the deal with the Holocaust? I mean, what is this stuff?

What's the deal with Euthenasia, can't these people just wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person? There's no tall buildings where these people live?

Who? Vanessa Marcele. Pass. Sienna, of course.

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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 9:59 PM 

Why should young Chinese people wrap their mouths around a gun?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 11:01 PM 

What is it with Jews and suffering? I mean after a while, you begin to think, maybe there is something wrong with these people. Can't they avoid being the target of racism for one minute? It's so easy to be an anti-semite....for example, what is it with Jews having their own word for racism? Are Jews too good for regular racists? Oh, It takes a very special kind of racist to become an anti-semite. You hate Asians, Blacks, Peurto Ricans? Not good enough! Damn Jews. (You see?)

I always thought that a mockumentary about Protesters would be hilarious. Pro-life protesters would probably be the best kind to feature. There's just something about middle aged christian housewives throwing molotov cocktails through abortion clinic windows that always gets me going.

The Wiz

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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 11:15 PM 

In Europe, is Miles Davis known as Kilometer Davis?

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Thank you, I'm here until Friday. Don't forget to tip your server. And please try the veal.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 11:18 PM 

That Bob Saget is a real hoot.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 1:15 PM 

Cousin, here is something of interest.

According to Websters, Anti-semite means
hostility toward or discrimination against Jews as a religious, ethnic, or racial group.

But the definition of semite is:
1 a : a member of any of a number of peoples of ancient southwestern Asia including the Akkadians, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs b : a descendant of these peoples

So... somethings missing here... Confused

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 1:26 PM 

OK, so you got the Akkadians, the Poenicians and the Hebrews...So who's have sex sex with the Arabs???

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 1:52 PM 

They're all Semites, they all have sex with the Arabs... Rolling Eyes

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 2:04 PM 


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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 3:24 PM 

That's perverse!

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 4:10 PM 

Dear Ahmed,

Last night was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 4:16 PM 

P.S.: Cherish the cabin.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 5:56 PM 

Love the tent.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 8:35 PM 

Abdul, you know you're the only man I'll ever love.

Pensky Material

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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 12:15 AM 

Well, I really should be... heading out (time... is what I'm indicating here). Shocked

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 6:14 PM 


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