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Ezekiel







PostPosted: December 17, 2003 10:37 PM 

this name was on Kramers license plates but there was a mixup at the dmv when in fact the license plates actually belonged to a proctologist that Frank Costanza went to see after he fell on "Fusilli Jerry"

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:48 PM 

Frank costanza: Assman? I'll get him, Assman!!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:50 PM 

Kramer: Jerry, come here. Take a look at this. The name on the boat. Look at it.

Jerry: Assman!

Kramer: Yeah, he is the Assman! Jerry, he IS the Assman!!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:51 PM 

Kramer: Jerry, come here. Take a look at this. The name on the boat. Look at it.

Jerry: Assman!

Kramer: Yeah, he is the Assman! Jerry, he IS the Assman!!

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:52 PM 

sorry 4 the double post, something went wrong... Cool

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 4:12 PM 

According to the State of New York, Mr. Kramer, you ARE the Assman.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 27, 2004 5:27 PM 

..or maybe a yacht

wafflecrisp
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PostPosted: July 31, 2004 4:12 AM 

hey, the assman's in town, "you got that straight"

lovin’ every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 31, 2004 8:08 AM 

Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. [points to plate] Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 2, 2004 10:51 AM 

Oooo, I didn't think it would make THAT big a difference.

José Ignacio Silva
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: January 12, 2005 9:13 PM 

or Maybe it's just someone with a big ass...

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 14, 2005 2:18 PM 

36-24-46 I think I got what you're looking for!

Bill
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: October 16, 2007 6:41 PM 

I am an assman and therefore I am.



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