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Ezekiel
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 Posted: December 17, 2003 10:37 PM |
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this name was on Kramers license plates but there was a mixup at the dmv when in fact the license plates actually belonged to a proctologist that Frank Costanza went to see after he fell on "Fusilli Jerry"
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
Reply: 1
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| Posted: March 1, 2004 4:48 PM |
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Frank costanza: Assman? I'll get him, Assman!!
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 1, 2004 4:50 PM |
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Kramer: Jerry, come here. Take a look at this. The name on the boat. Look at it.
Jerry: Assman!
Kramer: Yeah, he is the Assman! Jerry, he IS the Assman!!
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 1, 2004 4:51 PM |
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Kramer: Jerry, come here. Take a look at this. The name on the boat. Look at it.
Jerry: Assman!
Kramer: Yeah, he is the Assman! Jerry, he IS the Assman!!
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 1, 2004 4:52 PM |
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sorry 4 the double post, something went wrong... 
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5699
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| Posted: March 2, 2004 4:12 PM |
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According to the State of New York, Mr. Kramer, you ARE the Assman. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5699
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| Posted: July 27, 2004 5:27 PM |
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..or maybe a yacht |
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wafflecrisp
Low-Talker
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| Posted: July 31, 2004 4:12 AM |
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hey, the assman's in town, "you got that straight" |
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lovin’ every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: July 31, 2004 8:08 AM |
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Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. [points to plate] Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5699
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| Posted: August 2, 2004 10:51 AM |
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Oooo, I didn't think it would make THAT big a difference. |
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José Ignacio Silva
Germaphobe
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| Posted: January 12, 2005 9:13 PM |
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or Maybe it's just someone with a big ass... |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5699
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| Posted: January 14, 2005 2:18 PM |
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36-24-46 I think I got what you're looking for! |
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Bill
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| Posted: October 16, 2007 6:41 PM |
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I am an assman and therefore I am. |
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