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Babs Kramer - Dead For Real

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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 6:29 PM 

A matron no more. It has just been reported on the afternoon news here she died from surgical complications.

[hoists a can of Colt 45 in honor]

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 1:01 AM 

She doesn't have to turn the music down where she's going...


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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 7:57 AM 

From what I hear, those matrons don't have to go too far.


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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 12:48 PM 


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 8, 2005 11:19 PM 

Don't mind that I didn't!

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 1:25 PM 

I remember her. Nasty woman, many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 1:26 PM 

The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, "Come back to bed, Gendison, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!"

Bert Harbinson
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 16, 2005 7:50 PM 

I'm sure there's a postal worker standing somewhere on a street corner offering her a cigarette right now and her replying, "Don't mind if I do."


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PostPosted: November 17, 2005 8:04 AM 

All right, I think we re done here.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 17, 2005 11:13 AM 

Which is why I said what I said in Post #4...... to avoid Post #7

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: November 17, 2005 5:01 PM 

I remember one night working late on the cataloge, and we surrendered to temptation.
And it was pretty good!

OK now we're done.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: November 17, 2005 5:30 PM 

Sooo, Babs is dead...

NOW we're done! Laughing

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 17, 2005 7:09 PM 


Denim Vest
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PostPosted: November 18, 2005 2:56 PM 

Babs your still here? You are a tenatious

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