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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 11:22 PM 

Opened a restaurant across the street from Jerry. Jerry convinced him to make it all-Pakistani, and the restaurant failed. Jerry got him an apartment in his building to make it up to him but forgot to give him his immigration papers so he was deported. Testified against Jerry and the gang in court. Thinks Jerry is a "very, very bad man".

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: January 28, 2004 2:34 PM 

Mock, mock, mock, that's all they do is mock. Just like they mocked the fat fellow.

Now, it is Babu's turn to mock!
(One of my all-time favorite lines)

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:45 PM 

BABU: You get me job, you get me apartment, you very very good man...

JERRY: So yesterday, after they took you away, I looked in my mail and I noticed that the mailman accidentally put your Visa renewal in my mail box.

BABU: Come again?!

JERRY: You see, I've been home for a week and Elaine didn't give me my mail until yesterday, even though I asked her repeatedly for it.

ELAINE: But Babu, he could have come to my house to pick it up.

BABU: You had my Visa application?!!!

JERRY: Well, not technically.


JERRY: Well what about her?

BABU: I kill both of you!!

JERRY: Babu?!

BABU: No Babu! No Babu! You bad man! You very bad man!! You very lazy bad man!!!

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J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 11:52 AM 

I will save every rupee and, one day, I will return to America to exact my revenge...

(Which he ultimately did!)

Prickly Pete

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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 12:28 AM 

Babu had the funniest part in The Finale, after he gives the "Babu's turn to mock" speech. The way he wiggles his index finger before going to commercial break...priceless!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 11, 2004 3:37 PM 

....oh yes, thee are a veddy funny man

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 21, 2005 12:25 PM 

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PostPosted: August 21, 2005 4:00 AM 

His name is Babu Bhatt. Two Ts. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: December 10, 2006 6:41 AM 

"You beddy, beddy bad man!" Wink

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