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Tanya







PostPosted: January 6, 2006 4:32 PM 

I am going to one tomorrow...I wonder if it will turn into a drunken orgy of violence...

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 6, 2006 8:47 PM 

Who's catering it--Sears?

donna chang
Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 2



PostPosted: January 6, 2006 8:48 PM 

As long as she doesn't misjudge her fetal girth...

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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Reply: 3



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 11:24 AM 

Do you *want* it to turn into a drunken orgy of violence or do you *not* want it to turn into a drunken orgy of violence?

Curly
Son of Dad

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Reply: 4



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 1:02 PM 

Do they strip down to bra and panties for a game of slap and tickle?

Bookman
Condo Board President

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Reply: 5



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 2:06 PM 

If you could, say, touch a breast as part of the baby shower, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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Reply: 6



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 3:02 PM 

That's gold, Bookman. Gold!! Laughing

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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Reply: 7



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 7:03 PM 

They should have all the guest sniff coke off the woman's belly, now that would be something.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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Reply: 8



PostPosted: January 7, 2006 11:46 PM 

Well, now you're being ridiculous.

Jimmy


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Reply: 9



PostPosted: January 8, 2006 1:58 AM 

As a crack baby, I take offense to that.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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Reply: 10



PostPosted: January 8, 2006 4:36 AM 

How about a baby intercourse? Would that make it better?


donna chang
Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 11



PostPosted: January 9, 2006 4:04 AM 

You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. involved at the university leve- you need

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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Reply: 12



PostPosted: January 9, 2006 10:22 AM 

I against all baby showers! So self absorbed and egotistical. Like those hip baby's with their complicated strollers!

BTW- Thanks Jimmy for reply 9- I almost choked on my coffee! Laughing

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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Reply: 13



PostPosted: January 9, 2006 10:24 AM 

Not I, I'm Rolling Eyes

Baby Shower Planner
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 12:16 PM 

I'll take the job. (salutes) POTATO SALAD!!

Tanya
Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 15



PostPosted: January 9, 2006 4:17 PM 

Well it was long and boring which, I guess, constituted hazing of the guests (since there was no hazing of the fetus )
As for me, I realized something: my friends were....just like they were in college..
Can't wait for the bris!

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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Reply: 16



PostPosted: January 10, 2006 12:28 PM 

Wait a minute there Tanya, the jig is up! (or should I call you Wilhelm) Now I know where I've seen you. Your with that fetus-hazing religion, Sunshine Carpet Cleaning!!

J. Chiles


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Reply: 17



PostPosted: January 10, 2006 1:21 PM 

Batten down the hatches at the Hibernia Bank!

Tanya
Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 18



PostPosted: January 11, 2006 11:00 AM 

Very good, my friend Yev, very good. You know something? No brainwashing for YOU!! Come back - 1 YEAR!! Nnnnext!



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