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moo point

PostPosted: March 24, 2005 5:52 AM 

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news:,1002,271%7c94304%7c1%7c,00.html

A great character, he will be missed by all. My condolences to his family.

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 8:41 AM 

Sad. Rest in Peace, buddy. Don't forget to wear the #1 Dad shirt. Hopefully they have real good Payeta where he's going.

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 10:40 AM 

We can be sure that St. Peter met Barney at the gates while wearing the Executive. He was promptly installed as the president of Del Heaven Vista (Phase IV), based on his past service experience and unwarranted treatment by those he served. There, he has access to unlimited movie selections, free macadamia nuts, and was provided with a belt chain for his wallet. A heaven-wide ban on Velcro was immediately instituted and no meetings after 3pm are allowed under any circumstance. It is now mandatory that Monet wear his glasses. The suggested tip ceiling for waiters has been adjusted to 12.4%, provided the water glasses are refilled faithfully.


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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 1:01 PM 

Does heaven allow loud sportcoats? And you
know he's not staying if he has to fill out paperwork. No offense and totally joking, but he might prefer hell, it's much warmer and you know Morty loves that heat turned up. Plus it would irritate Jerry to no end.

Jerry: You're not going to hell.
Morty: I'll be fine.
Jerry: NO! You're going to heaven.
Morty: I'll get by.
Jerry: Dad you are not going hell! You are going straight to heaven.
Morty: Bahhh! It's overrated anyway.
Jerry: Dad if you go to hell I swear to God.
Morty: Jerry!!


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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 5:17 PM 

He played his role perfectly. A true professional.


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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 5:39 PM 

Crying or Very Sad Crying or Very Sad
I was so sad to read this. I agree with Jimmy, he was perfect in his role. I loved when he freaked out during his doctors visit about his wallet being gone. One of my favorite Morty lines.
He was awesome and will be missed.


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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 7:15 PM 

sad, sad. morty was one of my favourite characters.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 7:18 PM 

My favorite Barney moment coincides with Queen's. That panicked yell "MY WALLET'S GONE!!" was hysterical. And the Pen was probably his best episode. A great character. But from what i can tell, not much of a tipper.


By the way, this is a quote from an MSN article:

In "Seinfeld," Martin was the third actor to play the part of Seinfeld's father.

Am i missing something? Or is MSN the idiot?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 8:15 PM 

Barney Martin was murdered!!

Who did it?

Jerry Seinfeld!! That's right. Barney was trying to fix something in Jerry's trunk and Barney fell into the trunk subsequently closing him into it. Barney was driven around for hours in the trunk screaming to be let out but Jerry and Julia drove around laughing as they read various bumper stickers on the back of other cars. It was quite a shame.


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PostPosted: March 25, 2005 5:41 AM 

Morty was a class act on the show. May god bless him.

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PostPosted: March 25, 2005 5:12 PM 

Played the part perfectly, will be missed by many.

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 7:41 AM 

What's going to happen to his wizard computer, because he's not going to need it where he's going.


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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 7:41 AM 

hopefully he will always have a pefect parking space for his cadillac,never be voted out of heaven and will not have to sleep on a pullout couch that will hurt his can turn up the air conditioning now its free!!!rest in peace loved by many!!! Sad Crying or Very Sad

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 8:30 AM 


I wonder if anybody tried to wear a sportsjacket to his funeral?

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 11:23 AM 

Maybe if Dick(less) Chainey is invited.

But who invites their (criminal) Vice-President to a funeral?
Who invites Dick Cheney anywhere?

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 1:34 PM 

In "Seinfeld," Martin was the third actor to play the part of Seinfeld's father and became the one most identified with the role of the Florida retiree. sourch:

Who was the second?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 1:51 PM 

what are you repeating everything i'm saying?
what are you repeating everything i'm saying?
Well, Maestro is an idiot
Well, Maest- ...

(i couldn't resist)

Cosmo 87
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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 3:03 PM 

He was a great charcater with many great lines. Yeah, I don't where there are 3, I just know of him and Phil Burns(?) in The Stakeout.

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 4:04 PM 

Why am I and idiot? I don't think you thought about that. Because if you did, you'd thought about it and explained it. You just didn't. I read it on CNN. Is that such a crime? I don't think so. You read the same. You are not an idiot. Just because I asked the same question, I am an idiot. Well, nobody answered your question, so maybe it wasn't that idiotic to post that there were three morty's. Or is it?
I'm sick and tired that someone just calls me an idiot, without any reason. I can call you a thousand things and more, not to forget about your momma too. But I refuse to lower myself to that level of an idiot.
Another thing, Am I repeating everything? Everything!? Well, excuse me, I did not noticed it. If you can show me, I'd be happy to appologise. It just can't get any crazier than this.

(i couldn't resist)
(that one doesn't count
Wink )

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 4:51 PM 

He was doing a Seinfeld skit....sheesh.

Have you thought about decaf?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 4:59 PM 

i like morning thunder.

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