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PostPosted: January 13, 2004 5:54 PM 

I know a lot of people say that "The Contest" or "The Soup Nazi" is the best Seinfeld episode, but this one, "The Marine Biologist" has always been my favorite. The telling of the story by George at the coffee shop may be the funniest scene in television history. "The sea was angry that day my friends..."

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: January 14, 2004 3:08 PM 

i think "the marine biologist" is one of the greatest episodes...

you can find the MP3s of the conversation at the coffeeshop here:

Marcelo Kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 16, 2004 7:46 PM 

i reckon that the opposite is right up there with the best episodes

mr. Corvelay

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PostPosted: January 17, 2004 2:14 PM 

I second that. The Opposite is truly the best.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 17, 2004 4:26 PM 

i too love the opposite


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PostPosted: January 18, 2004 4:41 PM 

There is nothing better than seeing George happy in The Opposite- it is rare he is actually feeling good about himself!

Frank Costanza42
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 22, 2004 5:26 PM 

Those are all awsome, but The Chicken Roaster is definetly one of the best


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PostPosted: January 22, 2004 7:13 PM 

I have to say Mr. Bookman is one of my favorite characters, just the way he talked with jerry about the late book to me is one of the funnier moments.


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PostPosted: January 23, 2004 4:08 AM 

The Switch for me every time.

GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.

JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage à trois with her
and her roommate.

GEORGE: That's right.

JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.....

Denium Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: January 25, 2004 1:58 PM 

"No bagel, No bagel, No bagel!!!
The Strike rules.
...Krueger, have you seen the pole.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 25, 2004 7:29 PM 

My favorite would have to be The Dealership, and then maybe The Puerto Rican Day under that. Smile

J. Peterman

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PostPosted: January 28, 2004 10:50 PM 

puerto rican day definetely was perfection...the best non larry david overall would be contest...and i seem to have a soft spot for the pilot parts one and two


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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 1:59 AM 

The outing is by far the best!!! The scene with George, Jerry, and the "my precious". Actually, I truly cannot describe in words my feelings for this amazing moment in television history.....but, if i had too, IT RULED!!! peace out.... "the number one seinfeld fan" and please do not embarrass urself by trying to top me in long my fellow seinfeldians Smile


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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 2:06 AM 

Steve is god! Marry me clearly the "Marine Biologist" is the superior episode anyone with half a brain would agree( dont u agree Steve,tee-hee) "He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales. All that blubber, it's quite unhealthy. You know, it's the largest mammal on earth. But as George says, they don't have to be." YOu know what I'm talkin about!!!!!!!!
Nerds of the World Unite(Steve)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im outi, beotches

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 9:50 AM 

For today I'm agreeing with Abbey on this one. The Outing Read the script of The Outing Download the full epiosde video of The Outing Discuss The Outing is my new favorite after seeing it the other night. I may change my mind again tomorrow.

Abbey: Why don't you join us in the Forum Quiz thread if you are so good at Seinfeld trivia?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 10:38 AM 

The Outing is one of the best definitely, one of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments is when George says Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right
now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!

bill k

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 12:30 PM 

not that there is anything wrong with that.

Art Van D. Lay

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 1:35 PM 

I think The Gum episode is the funniest. Great writing the way they weaved all the different plots together. That episode isn't as famous as the Contest or Soup Nazi but IMO its funnier.


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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 8:11 PM 

I have to say, "The Buttershave" has always been my favorite. To see George lie about being handicap to get his own restroom is gold. I think this is one of the episodes that shows how dispicable George is.

bill k

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 9:16 PM 

how about the stall, just watched it tonight. dan cortese is hilarious in it the way he talks to george. especially after the accident. telling george to step down, and Beat It DooooD!!!
George is in love w/ him.

J. Peterman

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 10:01 PM 

i think the outing is good, but it is not as good as the amazing contest.

I'm out!!!!!!

You're horrible. horrible ppl

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