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Best Frank and Estelle Costanza episode?

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Rochelle Rochelle

PostPosted: October 24, 2004 5:07 PM 

I LOVE them! Tell me your favourite Frank and Estelle episode! Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 1

PostPosted: October 24, 2004 7:36 PM 

"How long does it take to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds..."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 10:07 PM 

"And now, I'm going to make love to your mother."


"once again, your mother and I......

Tor Eckman

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Reply: 3

PostPosted: October 24, 2004 11:30 PM 

I like when Frank went after Kramer for "stopping short" with Estelle in his car. As if Kramer would really make a move on her... then again...


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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 4:22 AM 

The two times (different episodes) Estelle walked in on Frank in compromising positions.....

Once, in the billiard room, when Kramer, The Maestro, and Frank, all had their pants off...

And the other time when Kramer was dancing with Frank, who was wearing "The Bro" (Mansiere).

Bad Breaker Upper

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Reply: 5

PostPosted: October 25, 2004 4:53 AM 

"You have no eye for fashion!!!"
"I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!?!"


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Reply: 6

PostPosted: October 25, 2004 6:11 AM 

Frank: Your meatloaf is mushy. Your salmon croquettes are oily. And your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!

J. Chiles

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Reply: 7

PostPosted: October 25, 2004 11:08 AM 


Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 11:16 AM 

FRANK:Why'd you put the bananas in there?!

ESTELLE:George likes the bananas!

FRANK:So let him have bananas on the side!

Other Walter

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Reply: 9

PostPosted: October 25, 2004 12:10 PM 

You're not giving away our water-pik!
Serenity Now...

Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 10

PostPosted: October 25, 2004 12:50 PM 

Mrs. C: Georgie's getting married.

Frank: What?

Mrs. C: Georgie's getting married.

Frank Get the hell out of here. He's getting married?

Mrs. C Yes.

Frank To a woman?

Hipster Dufus

Posts: 50

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 3:13 PM 

Frank: What's this a profalatic wrapper? You were having sex in our bed?
George: My bed is too small
Estelle: I can't sleep in there
George: What are you talking about?
Frank: That's it you're grounded. You want to live in this house, you live by my rules...YOU'RE GROUNDED!!

And the one when Frank and Estelle meet Susan's parents:
Frank: There's a chicken and a rooster. Who is having sex with the Hen? There's something missing.
Mrs Ross: There's something missing alright.

Art Vandelay

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Reply: 12

PostPosted: February 10, 2008 8:14 PM 

Serenity Now

Estelle: (From other room) Get George to put those boxes in the


George: Dad, what's all this?

Estelle: (From other room) It's junk.

Frank: My computers. I've been selling them for two months now. Shut up!

other Walter
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: February 11, 2008 11:44 PM 

"What about your side?! Your cousin Hennie! She was sickly from the moment I met her!!!"

"Don't you talk about Hennie!!!"

The Wiz

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PostPosted: February 12, 2008 1:08 AM 

Serenity Now!

"Estelle: Move your crap, I'm comin' in!

Frank: No you're not! ...
Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! "

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: February 12, 2008 5:29 AM 

"To a woman?"

You can't beat that. Not with a stick.

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