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Bette Midler

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PostPosted: December 23, 2003 10:39 PM 

Star of "Rochelle, Rochelle" the musical. Jerry is dating her understudy, who has no hope of taking the lead from such a star. In a softball game between Jerry's Improv team and the musical's production team, George tries to score on Jerry's hit, and injures Bette in a play at the plate. Kramer is a huge Bette fan, and rushes to her aid (with a pineapple Italian ice). Kramer and the whole city suspects Jerry, George, and the understudy of foul play, a la Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

"...If I don't get a black and white cookie I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around." - Bette

"Now, that's impossible." - Kramer

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 4:05 PM 

aka Macaroni Midler

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 4:38 PM 

"Get your shrimp here! Big mouth shrimp on special today!"


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 8, 2004 1:59 PM 

Kinda fits in with "The Shrimp Store called......." Smile

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 8, 2004 3:07 PM 

LOL I know...will people ever refer to George without pointing out his height or shape?

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