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Bette Midler

Star of "Rochelle, Rochelle" the musical. Jerry is dating her understudy, who has no hope of taking the lead from such a star. In a softball game between Jerry's Improv team and the musical's production team, George tries to score on Jerry's hit, and injures Bette in a play at the plate. Kramer is a huge Bette fan, and rushes to her aid (with a pineapple Italian ice). Kramer and the whole city suspects Jerry, George, and the understudy of foul play, a la Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

"...If I don't get a black and white cookie I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around." - Bette

"Now, that's impossible." - Kramer

posted at December 23, 2003 10:39 PM

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