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PostPosted: January 3, 2004 7:39 PM 

Library Dectective looking for Jerry's overdue "Tropic of Cancer." Accused Jerry of making "pee pees" and "wee wees"

Adam
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: January 22, 2004 7:16 PM 

This is one of my favorite characters, i know there have been a lot but he is just hilarious.

J. Peterman
Architect

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PostPosted: January 27, 2004 8:54 PM 

Hoyt: State your name.
Bookman: Bookman, Joe Bookman.
Hoyt: And what's your occupation?
Bookman: I'm a library cop.
Hoyt: What does a library cop do?
Bookman: We chase down library delinquents.
Hoyt: Anyone in this room ever delinquent?
Bookman: Yeah, he was. Right over there - Seinfeld.
Hoyt: How long was his book overdue?
Bookman: 25 years. We don't call them delinquent after that long.
Hoyt: What do you call them?
Bookman: Criminals.

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

Posts: 300

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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 5:50 PM 

http://www.geocities.com/seinfeld_soundbites/Bookman.mp3


http://www.geocities.com/seinfeld_soundbites/Bookman2.mp3

Rob
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 26, 2004 3:34 PM 

Actually he didn't accuse Jerry of this heinous act, he merely mentions it (when he talks about the five chinese brothers), he also mentions that once Librarians had no private life, and no one wanted to know about it.

PENNYPACKER
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 4, 2004 3:08 AM 

AFTER BOOKMAN LEFT, JERRY SAYS " THAT'S ONE TOUGH MONKEY ".

The Drake
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 14, 2005 4:49 PM 

I agree with Adam. This guy absolutely nailed it in that scene.

Alex
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 10:33 AM 

Bookman is one of my favourite non-regular characters.

'Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good time buddies.'

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 11:40 AM 

Well, I got news for you Joyboy!

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 27, 2005 7:52 PM 

I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.



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