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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 2:36 PM 

How many times have the four been in trouble with the law?

One such time:

George got arrested for bootlegging.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 2:40 PM 

Jerry and George got arrested for peeing in the garage. Jerry did have an excuse though. He suffers from Uromisistisys and could die if doesn't relieve himself immediately.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 2:41 PM 

I think Kramer gets arrested in "The Hamptons" for stealing the lobster traps.

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 2:45 PM 

Kramer, Elaine and Newman got arrested for kidnapping a dog.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 2:48 PM 

We can assume that George was arrested for shoplifting after Jerry sacrificed George in order to get Leo off the hook! Smile

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 3:03 PM 

In 'The Maid', Jerry has to deal with the police when he talks to Cindy on the sidewalk... "Looking for a good time, sir?" Smile I think he also had to deal with another prositute/police situation at the end of 'The Stranded', but I'm not sure about that one.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 3:25 PM 

I'd forgotten about the Lobsters.

I can't believe I also forgot the mother of all....the Good Samaritan arrest in the Finale.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 3:54 PM 

Presumably, Kramer was mistakenly arrested three times. Once being mistaken for a pimp, another time when "Tupperware Man" picked him out of a line-up as an armed robbery suspect, and a third for murder.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:00 PM 

Though not arrested, Jerry was to pay a "small fine" after copping to mail fraud for the insurance scam (a Kramer hatched plot). And, we are left to wonder if Newman preferred charges against George for his ill-conceived pornography ring escapades! Smile

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:01 PM 

About which I have some questions of my own! Wink


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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:01 PM 

By that last example I presume you're referring to the "smog strangler" episode? One of the drop-dead funniest moments for me is when Kramer does a jig in front of the courthouse singing "I'm free -- 'cause the murderer struck again!"

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:06 PM 

Yes, Moops, that's the one.

Now, if we extend this to include things done illegally but undetected by law officers, then the list becomes rather lengthy.

Jerry stealing the rye from "old bag" Mrs. Choate and Kramer and George scalping Pagliacci tickets come immediately to mind! Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:12 PM 

They obviously have an utter disregard for everything that is good and decent. Ha! Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:15 PM 

And, speaking earlier of Newman, he's the SCOFFLAW, himself, the WHITE WHALE. And, Kramer's fake BANKer/suicide perjury story couldn't get Newman off the hook for a speeding ticket, either.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:44 PM 

Chiles...this is why you are the master.

George tried to steal something from the drugstore that time he thought he got short changed.

Cosmo 87
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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 4:55 PM 

Speaking of breaking the law, how many times and in what situations did Kramer enlist the services of Jackie Chiles?

1. hot coffee (Not THAT hot.)
2. Sue Ellen Mishke (She's flaunting society's conventions.)
3. tobacco company (You've turned this fine specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.)
4. of course in The Finale)

I feel like I'm missing something, help, please.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 6:06 PM 

Oh, it figures. Somebody brings up the law and it is open-house for folks to reveal my many public humiliations. Outrageous! Smile

As long as they're being mentioned, what you might be forgetting, Cosmo, is when I refused to represent Mr. Kramer's attempted murderer, given that it was COSMO Kramer involved, and when mention was made of the restraining order I placed upon one Mr. Cosmo Kramer.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 6:09 PM 

Kramer didn't call Jackie in the finale it was Jerry.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 6:59 PM 

Kramer called the litterbug a pig, but the cop thought he was talking to he fled the scene.

J. Chiles
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 8:15 PM 

Fuck me

Joe's Fruit Stand

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PostPosted: November 5, 2004 8:37 PM 

Does Kramer's short stint in a police lineup and Jerry's Melrose Place lie detector test count?

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