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PostPosted: January 13, 2004 9:43 PM 

Elaine has a standard fake number that she gives out to men she is not interested in. It turns out it is the number to an off track betting joint. She goes there to see if Denim Vest has called because she gave him the fake number on the back of her submarine captain free sub card. While there she has the bookie "put a sawbuck down on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont". The guys at the bookie say "So, you're Elaine Benis. You make a lot of man friends. You know who else is a man? Me, I'm a man."

Stan The Caddy

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PostPosted: January 28, 2004 11:26 AM 

Hilarious!! Good one. Captain Nemo, the race horse. Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 6:26 PM 

I thought you might like that one.

Michael Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: December 13, 2006 2:42 AM 

Tonight's episode featured this quote. I typed it into google and the page with your post came up first! Confused Damn, I wish I could accomplish a Google first...

Michael Lobre
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PostPosted: December 13, 2006 2:44 AM 

Oops, wrong link, Check it out!

put a sawbuck on captain nemo at belmont


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PostPosted: August 14, 2013 5:01 AM 

Thank you!


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PostPosted: September 16, 2013 6:28 PM 

i Love Captain Nemo and that led watch clock Smile

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