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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 8:43 AM 

Elaine's boyfriend in The Smelly Car Read the script of The Smelly Car Download the full epiosde video of The Smelly Car Discuss The Smelly Car who jokingly says to Elaine that he pillages and plunders. It looks like tonight is going to be the night for Carl and Elaine until he gets a whiff of Elaine's hair after she has been in the smelly car. In order to ditch Elaine for the night, he uses the excuse that he has to get up early the next morning.

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 8:47 AM 

Elaine: Listen, lemme ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he
tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?
Jerry: It means he's lying.

Elaine: Wow...
Jerry: Why? Is that what he told you?
Elaine: Yeah, last night. Oh, come on... Men *have* to get up early some
Jerry: No. Never.
Elaine: Jerry! I'm *sure* I've seen men on the street early in the morning.
Jerry: Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will
*always* trade sleep for sex.

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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 2:39 PM 

carl: It's still there...
elaine: noooh, it can't be. I shampoo'ed!!

carl: it still smells!

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