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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 11:14 AM 

Death Blow... When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are,but for different reasons altogether.
How damn funny would it be to see this movie cast and come out on the big screen. The ultimate summer blockbuster disaster. Or at least a horrifying animated movie with voiceovers. Instead of singling out one particular hero, you'd have to choose sides. The Deathblow lineup would have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger(a given), Steven Segal(that corny promo line just smells like him), Clint Eastwood(the originator of violence stumbles on the screen), Bruce Willis(c'mon you gotta have Bruce), Benicio Del Toro(I am sure at some point he's really murdered someone), Jean Reno(Deathblow knows no country boundaries), and the wild card Catherine Zeta Jones(Deathblow has no gender bias). The plot would be that Al Pacino orders an open contract hit for some ungodly amount of money on Robert Deniro. All of the motley crew cast are professional hitmen and psychos lookin for the big score! Yeah! Deniro finds out orders the same on Pacino. Chaos and deathblows ensue. Crowd yawns. Ebert calls it the Spruce Goose of movies and refuses to even waste thumb energy rating it. The most bloated overbudgeted movie of all time rakes in a few mil opening night but finally simma donnas. Your thoughts? Who'd get the final deathblow? Who'd get the first deathblow?
Who really cares? Why's this thread here?
How much company time can possibly be wasted? DEATHBLOW!!!

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 12:33 PM 

I hate this idea for different reasons

Nah, not really just to long for me to read.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 12:39 PM 

Let me know when the project is finished so I can Tivo to the Catherine Zeta parts.

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 12:50 PM 

SHe's got some parts I'd like to tivo.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 12:57 PM 

Get more.... Wink


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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 5:34 PM 

No Sly? A hero movie without Sly? Rolling Eyes

You disappoint Jimmy, Jimmy's friend.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: June 16, 2005 6:25 PM 

Wow, that's a tough sentence to put into the third person. You must be really devoted to that third person stuff, huh?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 17, 2005 10:31 AM 

Three's a crowd (or is it company?).

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PostPosted: June 17, 2005 6:39 PM 

I'd just as soon hear HateTheDrake sing "Mammy" as watch the typical Schwartzenegger or Stallone movie.


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PostPosted: June 17, 2005 8:28 PM 

Would never watch 'em either... but he's still missing from the mix, that's all Jimmy was saying.

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PostPosted: June 17, 2005 11:36 PM 

I hear thee.


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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 9:38 AM 

Bob Sakamano would be the one to get deathblowed hands down.

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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 9:51 AM 

Well, I think Deathblow could stand to kill several characters. I'd like to see FDR and Silvio literally blown up. That would be funny.

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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 12:32 PM 

You know what. Arnols Schwarzenegger can be the Tortilla boy. He is selling tortilla's on the street. Some Maffia guy hates it. " He's operating in my teritory, I don't know who this guy is, but I want him dead."

Arnold is selling Tortilla's to little kids and sees the maffia man with gun. Arnold: Get Down! ( This movie had triple the action so..) Get Down Again!

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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 1:13 PM 

no sammy davis jr.?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 1:21 PM 

Naw, he was in Star Wars. That's enough for him, babe.

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PostPosted: June 28, 2005 2:37 PM 

Best of both worlds..The Italina Job mixed with Death Blow. Deat blow Jo..u.u.u The Italian Death Blow!

phew! Embarassed

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 29, 2005 6:02 AM 

pornographic or mob-movie ?

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