SEINFELD BLOG

Claire is the girl Jerry dated in the episode titled "The Voice". Jerry would joke that when she fell asleep, her bellybutton would stay awake and talk to him. "Hello! La la la!" The match ended when Kramer and his intern, Darren, dropped a giant ball of oil out of a window at Play Now (where George worked) and onto her head.

Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?

Clare: That’s right.

Jerry: I can do that.

Clare: So what’s your decision?

Jerry: I don’t know.

Jerry: "Nobody said you’re fat. He’s a loving character, like the Kool-ade guy."

Claire: "He is fat!"

Jerry: "No, he’s just a little bloated."

Claire: "Good-bye!"

Jerry: "It’s mostly water weight!"