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Cosmo 87

PostPosted: September 6, 2004 4:32 PM 

I just thought of this in like 5 min. Tell me what you think. I kinda laughed at it, but you might think it's stupid but whatever.

What's the deal with homework in school? The teachers and staff say their trying to get you ready for the real world. But there's not any homework in the real world. It's like, I got to read 50 pages in The Biography of Charles Dickens tonight and answer 20 questions on it, I got 30 chemistry equations, I got 40 math problems, and I got to read the cahpeter on The Industrial Revolution and answer all the question in the chapeter review including both essays. Damn this look real to me. Too real. What the hell is this? I only got like six hours free at home, and you're almost giving me another eight hour day worth's of school work to do in it. I ain't gonna do this when I get a job. And this is the real world?

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: September 6, 2004 6:06 PM 

Spend some more time on it offense, but that stuff's beyond stink.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 7, 2004 2:19 PM 

Thats worse than BO. Its BBO

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 7, 2004 7:56 PM 

What's the deal styrofoam?

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 2:13 AM 

It starts out good, but then, it weakens.
You need a couple of punchlines, like
euh.. When is my boss going to ask me some chemistry equations? on my intervieuw?
or.. when does someone in the supermarket ask me something about Dickens.. Excuse me, but do you know where i can find the Dickens! I don't think so..

I'm giving some examples, no Bits, just flakes. Razz You got to make it yourself.

My last thing, about the Industrial REvolutiion was... The industrial Revolution when was that exactly ? 1800? You go from in a fabrique, That computer does all that ?! You know in 1800 little kids where running threw a big machine and womens handles the top of the big machine.
It's useless.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 5:03 AM 

I didn't think it could get any worse...but I was wrong. Shocked Very Happy Razz

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 8:28 AM 

Well, I'm a comedian, it's just the way you bring it to the audiance. I didn't gave him a bit, i gave something to think about.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 9:26 AM 

It's all about attitude.

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 9:53 AM 

this thread rocks!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 11:59 AM 

Well the only thing is that chemistry questions and Math problems ARE usefull to learn, and though you won't be asked any in a job interview, depending on what you do, you just need to know them. As for Charles Dickens, well I'm not majoring in English, but I would assume it has some relevance. And though I'm no fan of homework by any means, I do know practicing calculas or chemistry only helps, and does in fact prepare you for the real world.
As for you only have 6 hours free at home (and I'm assuming that's not including sleeping) just wait unill you go out to University, I wish I had 6 hours free! Sorry man, I'm not saying I could make a bit better than that, but I think you need more practice.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 12:30 PM 


Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 8:33 PM 

Once again, I made this in 5 min. while I was trying to fall asleep. I guess it put you guys to sleep! Laughing

Ehh, maybe Maestro.

You're a comedian?
(I mean that like that's cool, not you suck and should quit)

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: September 8, 2004 8:46 PM 

What are you talking about? Homework most definately prepares you for the real world. In fact, some people work on homes for a living. I think they're called interior decorators. Wait a minute...

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 8:46 AM 

Jerry did a bit on homework when he was performing on career day at his junior high school:

"Hey kids. What's the deal with homework? you're not working on your home!"

The audience booed after that statement and we didn't hear anymore of the bit.

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 9:46 AM 

Yes, I'm a comedian. It's a long road to go, so i gave you something. Compare it with something what would be verry funny.
Or fill it in , in your life. Make it personal, people like that.

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