SEINFELD BLOG

Jimmy says:
Let's try something that we do a lot of anyway, but "taking it up a notch." Let's see how long we can reply to each other using "ONLY" quotes from the show, and see how far we can go... "like Thelma and Louise!" They don't have to be perfect, or exact, or even funny... just related to one another somehow, so that they make sense in relation to the previous post (starting with this one). We can change words (objects, names, pronouns, etc) but keep them obvious and as recognizable to the original as possible. Also, try to limit them to one character per post... not dialogue.

A good example of this can be seen in the "I'm bustin Jerry! Bustin!" thread (reply 6 through 13).

So, we're looking for the quotes. Gotta check to quotes. Love a good quote...

Continued from here.

You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And
if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to
electroshock me back into coherence!

I'm out, baby! I'm out!

I been outed and I was never in.

...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do? You go: “We gotta be getting back”. Once you’re out, you wanna get back! You wanna go to sleep, you wanna get up, you wanna go out again tomorrow...

I'm goint out to the Regae Lounge.

You don't have any black friends, and apart from us, you don't really have any white friends either.

I already have three friends. I can't handle any more.

Why would ANYBODY want a friend?

This is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, why don't you just get in your car and move to the east side!

Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you Bookman. You hang out at the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day just laughing it up, wasting your lives .

We've never liked the Bookman's.

"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs"

"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs." - George

Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.

I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters.

Your body of work in this field is unparalleled.

Good body. Nice body. Good and nice body. Great eyebrows.

Hey, I got the body of a.. taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.

Then who are the Dutch?

Those people will try to get away with murder. Believe me. They're all crooks. ...