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coquettish
adjective
Given to flirting: coy, flirtatious, flirty.

haberdasher
noun
A dealer in men's furnishings.
Chiefly British. A dealer in sewing notions and small wares.

Comments or questions?

I am called a haberdasher on occasion because of my job.

I love the scene of Kramer's acting out of Gonorrhea.

I pursued, she withdrew...

I always thought a haberdasher sold, primarily, men's clothes.

Comments?

Now Haber, now Dasher, now Dancer and Nixen...

On Comet, on Cupid, on........ Donna Dixon?

Where'd everybody go? I checked TV Guide and there's nothing on.

They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers, they're making out on blankets... they're not on some forum.

Well, tomorrow's Sunday. We could all sleep late, and get the paper, have breakfast, and spend the morning together; go for a long walk, maybe do a little shopping, have lunch...

Then at dinner time, we could talk about our day.

I thought a haberdasher mainly made hats.

This was some kind of thread, like a dead-thread. You know the kind you are already bored before you click the post button.

Haberdasher smaberdasher, who wants to talk poutine? Jeffrey, poutine? Man walks into a bar and orders some poutine... yada yada yada, those arent buoys!!

Guero are you there? Where the hell is Jackie? BOOKMAN, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY! JIMMY? ANYBODY? HELP? ...

Actually I rather liked Jimmy's reply # 4- On Donna!

We're in the same place we were when you bailed on us, four days ago! Sure, you're here now... but where were you Saturday and Sunday during the no-post craze of '05? Jimmy and Bookman almost lost their minds!

You wanna know where I was? I'll tell you where I was! ..."Jimmy thinks he's gonna find something else to do. So what if it involves getting off the computer and actually leaving the house once in awhile. Jimmy's really gonna make some changes!"
I was inspired by this post and WE HAD A PACT! YOU RENEGED!

................................... Jimmy wasn't talking to you

Oops.

It's amazing how shopping makes Jimmy have to go. All Jimmy has to do is waltz into a forum and it's like some kind of horse laxative just kicked in.

DAMN! That was supposed to say "posting" not "shopping!"

EDITING!! WE NEED SOME EDITING OVER HERE!!!

That's curious... shopping makes me have to go more than posting.

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

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