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PostPosted: May 18, 2004 8:51 PM 

With all of this talk about George's surprising romantic success, let's examine his professional success.

His time with the Yankees could be several discussions alone...the streaking, napping under the desk, the trade to Tyler Chicken...

O'Brien
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 12:19 AM 

George was a real estate agent

Mulva
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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 12:29 AM 

Elaine got George a job at Pendant Publishing. It was short-lived, though, since he slept with the cleaning lady on his desk.

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you, people do that all the time."

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 10:24 AM 


He also took over for Sid in "The Alternate Side" moving cars.

"I need like a bucket of water! I got a car overheating, I got an alarm
that won't go off, I'm pressing 1, I'm pressing 2, nothing! What do I
do? Help me! Help me!"

Mad Laughing

O'Brien
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 11:00 AM 

Selling computers with Frank and Lloyd...

"You're not gonna give away that water pick!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 11:13 AM 

Real or imagined? Because there is always marine biologist, latex salesman, and importer/exporter (no, make that architect)! Smile

Sitcom writer.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 11:56 AM 

He worked for Kruger and Play Now.

Other Walter
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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 1:55 PM 

He sat on the board of the Susan Ross Foundation. "There are some people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well they weren't counting on THIS brain and this tape recorder."

Frank Costanza
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 5:07 PM 

He was a hand model in The Puffy Shirt

O'Brien
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 19, 2004 11:33 PM 

George was not sure if he was hired at Sanalac so he showed up and was given the Penske file.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 8:51 AM 

He was hired as a bra salesman but fired immediately after the interview for touching the blouse of the company owner.

Mulva
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 11:12 AM 

Even though it wasn't a "job", as a favor for Kramer, he wore a Hanry VIII costume to help promote the Alex Theater.

Other Walter
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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 2:41 PM 

He cleaned up on some stocks. Sendrax, I think, some new way of televising opera.

Mulva
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 24, 2004 12:00 AM 

He went into business with Jimmy selling basketball training shoes.



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