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could someone please settle a bet?

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PostPosted: February 22, 2005 8:01 PM 

I bet my girlfriend that there was an episode where george makes a general statement about the fact that he used to be too quick at haveing an orgasim to taking too long, and never got to experience a normal length orgasim. she thinks i have false memory... does anyone know which episode this is in, if it exsists.


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PostPosted: February 23, 2005 4:25 PM 

Anyone remember the episode where George makes a long winded comment on how "We should be born old, get physically younger as time goes on, and instead of death we leave the world as an orgasim"??? I'm looking for the episode title in order to get the exact quote.


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PostPosted: February 23, 2005 5:06 PM 

George mentions his inability to have a "medium orgasm" in "The Heart Attack."

Jerry (not George) talks about living life in reverse from old to young, then leaving as an orgasm, in one of his monologues.

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PostPosted: February 23, 2005 7:52 PM 

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.


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PostPosted: February 25, 2005 5:46 PM 

thanks for the help, but i just read the entire scipt for the heart attack, and the quote isnt there. any other ideas? thanks. steve.

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PostPosted: February 26, 2005 12:44 PM 

FYI Steve:

The transcripts are incomplete, because they are based on severely-edited syndicated versions of the show. Every episode you watch is missing lines of dialogue. Every one of them.

I don't have time to double-check my DVD for you. Maybe somebody else can do that and report back to you, if you don't have it yourself. But never assume that because it isn't in the transcript (or because it isn't in the version you've downloaded), that therefore it was never in that episode.

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PostPosted: February 26, 2005 1:25 PM 

I just checked the DVD and the transcript, and your quote is in both places. George says it in the holistic healer's apartment.


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PostPosted: February 27, 2005 11:07 AM 

it is when he is with susan?

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