Curb Your Enthusiasm by Stan The Caddy

couldn't agree more...pyro is a really bad maniac

Larry David is the best. i watch his show every chance that i get, and a pyro is not the best maniac yet clearly not the worst...

if a pyro is not the worst which is
clearly a clepto's not that bad.
A megalo is neither here nor there.
a nympho is probably the best but could become tiresome depending on attractiveness (is that a real word or have i just made a GW. bushism?)of partner and i can't think of any more maniacs.

raving is a pretty safe bet as far as maniacs go. A raving maniac can be anyone as bland as screaming at a waitress for bringing the soup too cold to jumping off the empire state building. There's a whole lot of leverage there. Pretty safe.

Just thinking...what does maniac really mean? I wanted to look it up in the dictionary,...then realized the dictionary was upstairs ...filed during the last mass cleanup before some unwanted company coming. Went upstairs (at great physical energy depletion) couldn't find the damn thing. I"m so f****ing mad I could rip this f***ing computer out of this f***ing wall shit thing! I'm pissed.. do you hear me? ,,,pissed! All I want to know is the f***ing meaning of the f***ing word MANIAC!!!

I think you`ve answered your own question there,MANIAC

wait a minute..I may be a bit slow...but are you inferring that I...am (dare I say it) ...a maniac? very perceptive..

Bonnie,Bonnie,Bonnie,
I think you may have unknowingly created a new type of Maniac.

I know you are but what am I?

I`m just joking ,I`m sure you are a very sane person who is looking for the meaning of Maniac.

wrong moosebreath...not only am I not sane... i am not at all interested in the meaning of the word MANIAC! I have bigger fish to fry...for instance...the meaning of life.

Oh,O.K then smellybum,give me a shout when you find out!!

smellybum is hitting below the belt.............so to speak

Oh yeah,well Moosebreath really hurts y`know.How would you like me to call you Moosebreath? eh moosebreath!

I apologize profusely for calling you moosebreath. ...I meant to say mousebreath you maniac!

back to topic....I think a maniac with either moose or mousebreath would be up there high inn the realm of maniacdom

Yes I agree with you there,and I accept your apology on the Moosebreath thing,but then you ruin it by calling me mousebreath.I`m hurt and actually quite set aback by this sort of verbal abuse,I don`t know what to do.....help!!!!
p.s by the way smellybum maniac would be higher up the maniac chain than mousebreath anyway,so there.

moosebreath...mousebreath...goosebreath...grousebreath...who cares!!! the point is we're getting way off topic. Now back to the subject at hand, which is maniacs and categories of maniacs....What about a Gyro maniac....that would be a maniac overly addicted to those soulvaki shit things. ...not to be mistaken for the more common garden variety Pyro maniac.

GYRO MANIAC!!! that is so ingenius that I can't even take full credit for it. I think God intervened and stuck the thought in my brain. The reason I think that is I laughed out loud as I said it....God is pretty funny..when he's not turning people into pillars of salt...but, then again, ...that's pretty funny...but, I suppose you had to be there.

hello! is anyyone out there?

Yes

hooray!!!!! I thought I inadvertently insulted you. Now back to maniacs...how the heck are you?

Hey Bonnie,
No you didn`t insult me we`re just having some fun yeah.

...howdeh

...guess no one's there...

any one out there?

Mmmmm fire. *drools* *drool puts out the fire*

*cries*

That's okay fire is scary...

*sigh* I'm a pyro with a fear of fire... oh so very conflicted...

hey, its not 7:20, it's 6:30...you're clock is a crazy mo.

manie you still there? nooo dont leave you are meh only life line...your like my....bowl of cerial every morning! ...not really, who are you

oh, and i dont like cerial.

Hehe... mmmm... cerial... mmm firy cereal...

*confused*

well well well, if it isnt no one, who would have thought i would see you heare....i go play wit firae now, oh yeah i pyro bonnie, ryan, brian, manie, billy, joel, santa, and jebus.....wait, what?

you are all gay.

I`m not gay,I`m straight.
You are gay if you say I`m gay.

I guess in retrospect I should have just called him a pussy.

There needs to be more quotes!

keep 'em coming, 'sall...

I was just trying to be affable

Go to forum if you like the taste of blubber
No pay attention!

"I'll give you 10 dollars for a response"

Cheryl: OK mister smartie pants if you think you can get some fire going in those pants of yours, be my guest.

Larry: [attempts to light the charcoal] You just need some extra fluid.

Larry: [later] Cheryl, Why'd you do that, you didn't need to use the fire extinguisher!

Kim (Richard's fake niece) : "An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. Genius."

jeff: Nuthin funny about schtick in the bathroom.

little girl: mommy mommy, that bald man's in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants.