Since Curb Your Enthusiasm is filmed without a script, there were never any scripts to begin with. I have searched the web looking for transcripts of the episodes without success. So I have decide to start a collaborative effort to transcribe the episodes. If you would like to volunteer to transcribe an episode, post a message in the forum. I will place your name below beside the episode you have chosen, to avoid duplication of effort. Extra points go to the first person to transcribe an episode!!
Season 1
1. The Pants Tent (being transcribed by p2dc)
2. Ted and Mary )Being transcribed by Dalit Levin)
3. Porno Gil (being transcribed by J.R.)
4. The Bracelet (being transcribed by lessthanjake)
5. Interior Decorator
6. The Wire
7. Aamco
8. Beloved Aunt (being transcribed by SeinfeldsVan)
9. Affirmative Action (being transcribed by Brownstem)
10. The Group (being transcribed by Fran White)
Season 2
11. The Car Salesman (being transcribed by Mathias)
12. Thor (being transcribed by Austin E)
13. Trick or Treat (being transcribed by Ronald)
14. The Shrimp Incident
15. The Thong
16. The Acupuncturist
17. The Doll
18. Shaq
19. The Baptism
20. The Massage
Season 3
21. Chet's Shirt (being transcribed by Derek P. Rucas)
22. The Benadryl Brownie
24. The Nanny from Hell
25. The Terrorist Attack
26. The Special Section
27. The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
28. Krazee-Eyez Killa
29. Mary, Joesph, and Larry
30. The Grand Opening (being transcribed by Dave Chudak)
Season 4
31. Mel's Offer
32. Ben's Birthday Party (being transcribed by Daniel4389)
33. The Blind Date
34. The Weatherman
35. The 5 Wood
36. The Car Pool Lane (being transcribed by Amit V )
37. The Surrogate
38. Wandering Bear
39. The Survivor
40. Opening Night