SEINFELD BLOG

hey guys and gals i know this aint about seinfeld but i just wanna hear your opinions on him and his show. i saw it the other day for the first time cos i live in england and i havent made my mind up whether he is either slimy or slick

[stares blankly into the distance] No I'm... uhhh... just thinking about the question...

What's that red dot on your shirt?

[Extends arm outward, then back in, takes a shot of Hennigan's] Now what did you ask me?

Ever since his uncle was dragged out of his car by a lizard and had his face chewed off, Dave really hasn't been as funny.

I've been dragged out of a car by a lizard and had my face chewed off hundreds of times. Thousands. And I'm still funny.

Ahhh, but how do you feel about never becoming a BANKer?

I asked myself, Isn't there something more to life? Well, let me clue you in on something: there isn't.

Bookman is the voice of a new generation. My Generation!

I'm just a complex city boy. You might say a cockeyed pessimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of lizard wrestling and regional banking.

either discuss letterman or fuk off and carry on with your routine of impersonating jerry seinfeld. wot a bunch of egotistical pricks

H E double N I...

Hey, wait a second. Wait a second. How about some champagne? Uh-oh. You know what? No champagne.

potter, you're under no obligation to shake my hand.

You wanna hit me?

I always thought Letterman deserved a wider audiance.

But, he can pick up chicks... good-lookin' ones, too.

David Letterman is so f•cking funny!

This isn't about me anymore. I've lost interest.

Do you want me to paint you something? I'd love to paint you something.

I don't get Letterman. I always have to have someone explain his jokes to me, then I have to have somebody explain the explanation...

I'm very attracted to Letterman. He's dark. And disturbed.