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sean
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 Posted: December 15, 2003 4:09 PM |
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elaines on and off boyfriend throughout the whole duration of the show
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leedog
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: December 21, 2003 7:28 PM |
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by far my favourite character outside the main 4 |
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Nate
Low-Talker
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| Posted: December 25, 2003 4:46 AM |
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I second that! |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5139
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| Posted: January 6, 2004 8:45 PM |
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Elaine: Puddy, don't wait for me.
Puddy: Alright. |
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jogi
Low-Talker
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| Posted: January 8, 2004 12:54 AM |
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High five!
Down below...
You're the grease monkey. |
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Chris Grennan
Low-Talker
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| Posted: January 13, 2004 11:05 PM |
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Coco
That chimps alright
high five
you owe me five |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
Posts: 2065
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| Posted: January 14, 2004 8:34 AM |
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Don't leave me hangin'. |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
Posts: 2065
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| Posted: January 14, 2004 8:45 AM |
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Almost forgot:
It's an Arby's night.
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Prickly Pete
Germaphobe
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| Posted: February 16, 2004 3:16 PM |
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Elaine: I had the roast beef. |
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Dan White
Low-Talker
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| Posted: February 16, 2004 8:33 PM |
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You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5139
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| Posted: February 17, 2004 11:04 AM |
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You know who likes a funny story?
David Puddy. |
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Galit
Low-Talker
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| Posted: February 19, 2004 7:29 PM |
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Puddy: I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?
Elaine: We have to break up. |
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 3, 2004 3:32 PM |
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- Elaine: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
- Puddy: oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid!
- Elaine: oh, that is really mature.
- Puddy: yeah, so are you. You’re the grease monkey.
- Elaine: that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.
- Puddy: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.
- Elaine: Fine! We’re through!
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 3, 2004 3:46 PM |
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- jerry: You’re wearing the same clothes as yesterday!! You saw Puddy!
- kramer: Hoochie mama.
- jerry: Hand it over. Pay up!
(...)
- elaine: alright that’s it! We’re back together!
(...)
- jerry: I knew you two would get back together.
- elaine: well not for long. I’m breaking up with him.
[meanwhile elaine loses 3x (!) and pays jerry]
(...)
- elaine: listen David, I have got to run. Can you lend me fifty bucks?
(...)
- elaine: see, this is good. This is the way it should be. why are we fooling ourselves, we belong together.
- puddy: elaine, I want to break up.
- elaine: Ah nuts!
pure gold!!!!!
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Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 3, 2004 3:56 PM |
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- elaine: so is it a problem that I am not really religious?
- puddy: not for me.
- elaine: why not?
- puddy: I'm not the one going to hell!!
(...)
- Father Curtis: ...in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have difficulty....
- elaine: Whooohhh, no one's getting married here!
- Father Curtis: you aren't?
- puddy: no.
- elaine: we're just having a good time.
- Father Curtis: oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell!!
- puddy: no way, this is bogus man!!!
- elaine: well, thank you father.
- Father Curtis: did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng to the devil by the coffee machine?
- puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell!
- elaine: Oh, lighten up. It will only feel like an eternity......
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5139
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| Posted: March 4, 2004 1:24 PM |
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..you stole my Jesus fish.. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5139
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| Posted: March 4, 2004 1:27 PM |
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Kramer
Brody, he'll understand.
Jerry
People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns in the first place. Too many misunderstandings.
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he pennypacker
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: March 15, 2004 3:42 PM |
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"i'll be back later, we'll make out" |
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chris clark
Low-Talker
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| Posted: March 17, 2004 10:29 AM |
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Puddy is the king
like elvis but cooler
surely deserving of his own show
high five |
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F. Costanza
Anti-Dentite
Posts: 249
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| Posted: March 18, 2004 7:57 AM |
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Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils
and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I
mean, what do you think about all that?
Puddy: Gonna be rough.
Big High Five! |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5139
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| Posted: March 30, 2004 1:25 PM |
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But, David, you're a face-painter.
That's right. |
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