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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 4:09 PM 

elaines on and off boyfriend throughout the whole duration of the show

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 21, 2003 7:28 PM 

by far my favourite character outside the main 4


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PostPosted: December 25, 2003 4:46 AM 

I second that!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 8:45 PM 

Elaine: Puddy, don't wait for me.

Puddy: Alright.


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PostPosted: January 8, 2004 12:54 AM 

High five!

Down below...

You're the grease monkey.

Chris Grennan

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PostPosted: January 13, 2004 11:05 PM 

That chimps alright
high five
you owe me five

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 14, 2004 8:34 AM 

Don't leave me hangin'.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 14, 2004 8:45 AM 

Almost forgot:

It's an Arby's night. Very Happy

Prickly Pete

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PostPosted: February 16, 2004 3:16 PM 

Elaine: I had the roast beef.

Dan White

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PostPosted: February 16, 2004 8:33 PM 

You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: February 17, 2004 11:04 AM 

You know who likes a funny story?

David Puddy.


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PostPosted: February 19, 2004 7:29 PM 

Puddy: I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Elaine: We have to break up.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 3:32 PM 

- Elaine: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
- Puddy: oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid!
- Elaine: oh, that is really mature.
- Puddy: yeah, so are you. You’re the grease monkey.
- Elaine: that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.
- Puddy: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.
- Elaine: Fine! We’re through!


Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 3:46 PM 

- jerry: You’re wearing the same clothes as yesterday!! You saw Puddy!
- kramer: Hoochie mama.
- jerry: Hand it over. Pay up!

- elaine: alright that’s it! We’re back together!

- jerry: I knew you two would get back together.
- elaine: well not for long. I’m breaking up with him.

[meanwhile elaine loses 3x (!) and pays jerry]

- elaine: listen David, I have got to run. Can you lend me fifty bucks?

- elaine: see, this is good. This is the way it should be. why are we fooling ourselves, we belong together.
- puddy: elaine, I want to break up.
- elaine: Ah nuts!

pure gold!!!!! Laughing

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 3:56 PM 

- elaine: so is it a problem that I am not really religious?
- puddy: not for me.
- elaine: why not?
- puddy: I'm not the one going to hell!!

- Father Curtis: cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have difficulty....
- elaine: Whooohhh, no one's getting married here!
- Father Curtis: you aren't?
- puddy: no.
- elaine: we're just having a good time.
- Father Curtis: oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell!!
- puddy: no way, this is bogus man!!!
- elaine: well, thank you father.

- Father Curtis: did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng to the devil by the coffee machine?
- puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell!
- elaine: Oh, lighten up. It will only feel like an eternity......


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 1:24 PM stole my Jesus fish..

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 1:27 PM 

Brody, he'll understand.

People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns in the first place. Too many misunderstandings.

he pennypacker
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 3:42 PM 

"i'll be back later, we'll make out"

chris clark

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PostPosted: March 17, 2004 10:29 AM 

Puddy is the king
like elvis but cooler
surely deserving of his own show
high five

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 7:57 AM 

Twisted Evil Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils
and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I
mean, what do you think about all that?

Puddy: Gonna be rough.
Twisted Evil Big High Five!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 1:25 PM 

But, David, you're a face-painter.

That's right.

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