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Mrs Sokol







PostPosted: August 23, 2005 3:29 PM 

You guys gotta help me.
What female body part is Delores supposed to rhyme with ?

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 23, 2005 5:03 PM 

i'm glad you asked.

gastro intestinal retractorus.

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 23, 2005 5:06 PM 

and by the way... are you really a MRS?

if so, then you got a problem.

and if you're a dude, then the ladies are gonna love ya, Sokol.

THAT'S A MYTH! Wink

elaine's panties
Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: August 23, 2005 6:06 PM 

That little flesh bump under my panties that's ultrasensitive to the touch.

Play with it enough and a prize comes out below.

Mmmmmm.

elaine's panties
Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: August 23, 2005 6:13 PM 

What's funny is this "Mrs Sokol" is really probably some 13 year old snot nosed little shit that doesn't know what Delores is supposed to rhyme with and came to StanTheCaddy for a little Sex Ed. Totally unheard of!

Somebody throw the book at his face.

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 1:11 PM 

How does Delores rhyme with the word I think your trying to say ?
Maybe you Yanks pronounce it differently ?
And what kind of a 13 year old would post on a Seinfeld forum ? Come on be realistic.

Guero
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 1:29 PM 

It's Clitoris...

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 1:30 PM 

why don't you just TELL me the name of the female body part that you think it rhymes, and we'll go from there... Embarassed

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 1:49 PM 

Clitoris really dosn't ryhme with Delores.
Not the way I'm pronouncing the two words anyway. Maybe is a coloquial thing ?

elaine's panties
Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 6:45 PM 

Hey pal, I'm 18 and have been frequenting Seinfeld forums since exactly 13 years of age. For all I know I could be typing to a 2000 version of myself circa 2005. I'm being totally realistic.

Although I definitely knew what a clit was at 13, don't get me wrong.

Now I don't think there are many people that actually pronounce clitoris cli·tor·is, it's just the way you would say it if you sound it out.

So to answer your question, clitoris and Delores don't rhyme, but the sounded out version of clitoris and Delores do.

Fair enough?

Jimmy
Pensky Material

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 7:07 PM 

They rhyme. You pronounce it wrong.

Case closed.

Jimmy
Pensky Material

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 7:13 PM 

Just as the Japanese pronounce Hiroshima as "hir-OSH-ima" instead of the americanized Hiro-SHE-ma.... physicians (and us other educated people) pronounce clitoris as "cli-TOR-is."

Cased closed, again... starting now!

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 6:55 AM 

Well I'm glad we cleared that up.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 10:15 AM 

how's your portuguese, jimmy?

HateTheDrake
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 10:50 AM 

Guero do you realize how irresponsible this is? Our agency's sole purpose is to care for the stupid youth of America. And in one fell swoop you've single-handedly destroyed our reputation. Much like in one fell swoop they blew Herosheema into a large pothole and made orange-size headed kids.

TO YOU
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 21, 2006 4:01 PM 

i kept thinking it was supposed to rhyme with "menora" or "minora," or however the hell you spell it.

Mookie
The Wiz

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PostPosted: January 21, 2006 6:42 PM 

Menorah?

TO YOU
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: January 21, 2006 8:15 PM 

no no no.... you know... labia minora. i think that's what it's called, but i'm not sure. Confused

Mookie
The Wiz

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PostPosted: January 21, 2006 8:44 PM 

Labia Ma-Nure?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: January 23, 2006 9:23 AM 

Really Mookie? I collect labia's- I'm a real labia freak.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 23, 2006 9:02 PM 

I'd love to be a labia-buff...

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