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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 11:17 AM 


Hey, Do you guys think the pope liked Seinfeld? It was 21.30 when he died. The time that Seinfeld is on in Italy. ( maybe) or in the US))

rio
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 12:17 PM 

If so, he was probably watching Seinfeld through a tube.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 1:29 PM 

I think the Pope was already a hollow body by the time Seinfeld made it on the air.

Judge Vandelay
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 2:24 PM 

Of course the Pope liked Seinfeld. "Those aren't buoys!"

Maestro
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 2:36 PM 

Maybe he licked on some poisened enveloppes. Did you saw his lips?

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 4:55 PM 

Should we be talking about this?
Poisoned envelopes...Did I ever tell you how much I love you Maestro?

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 4:58 PM 

I don't think the pontiff will still be able to visit the coffee shop anymore

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 10:15 PM 

Little known fact: The Pope wore his white Yarmulka as a tribute to Jerry. Story like that's GOTTA be true.

Maestro
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 8:56 AM 

The pope knew kramer. did you know that?

A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. Kramer was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable.
Anyway this one game we came back to win from like 8 runs behind. So Kramer says to the john Paul II ( he wasn't a pope then) why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade on Marty Benson's head? The club owner. So John Paul II goes ahead and does it.

The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing out, he caught a cold, got pneumonia, and a month later he was dead.

All the comedians were happy. He was one of these club owners nobodu liked anyway. But John Paul was never the same.
that's when John Paul became a christ. or katholic, or something.


HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 12:39 PM 

The pope dunks. Saw it wit me own big black eyes. He was in the corner booth of Reggies. Reggies!! Big ol half n' half cookie, because he was such a peace loving man. He baptized that choco-nilla cookie heartily in his undefiled virgin coffee and partook of his mid-afternoon meal. It was something to see. It was something to see.

Maestro
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 1:00 PM 

at Reggies? Very Happy

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 2:14 PM 

The pontiff had to eat at Reggies Maestro! Reggies!!! And we all just sat there laughin and lyin and laughin.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 4:50 PM 

Off-topic from this site, yet on topic to this thread...You gotta love THE ONION

Bela Lugosi Jr.
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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 5:38 PM 

Not a joke, I heard the Pope liked the German detective series "Derrick".

Bookman
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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 5:50 PM 

Johnny P!

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 11:08 AM 

He-can-be-petantic. He-can-be-petantic.

Bookman
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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 8:35 PM 

You think the pope could've dropped acid while nobody was looking?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 8:59 PM 

Maybe those little wafers AREN'T the body of Christ. Maybe they're LSD stamps.

Bookman
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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 9:51 PM 

I like the hats. I think the hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:06 PM 

And when is Brother Bookman planning on telling Mother Bookman?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:51 PM 

Another Bookman?........ Shocked

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