For some reason, I don't know why, I googled allen salkin, got his website. Not only is he quite ugly, but from what I read, he's a huge asshole.
I hope he reads this, so he knows that he's an asshole, and although he wrote a book about something that I might enjoy, I'm not buying it (who am I kidding, I don't read books). But if I did read, I still wouldn't buy it. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd devote my entire life to ruining his, just like he enjoys doing to others.