SEINFELD BLOG

I don't know if you guys have checked out the seinfeld store here, but apparently there's a book out by Allen Salkin about Festivus. It says he visited Stanthecaddy.com and the site is mentioned in the book (to quote "rumour has it")

Now is it my imagination, but didn't this guy post a thread asking for Festivus stories? I think he did. My question is: where's my money?

Does anyone remember this guy? Because I only have a very vague recollection of someguy telling us he was writing a book...

Allen! where are you?!

For some reason, I don't know why, I googled allen salkin, got his website. Not only is he quite ugly, but from what I read, he's a huge asshole.
I hope he reads this, so he knows that he's an asshole, and although he wrote a book about something that I might enjoy, I'm not buying it (who am I kidding, I don't read books). But if I did read, I still wouldn't buy it. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd devote my entire life to ruining his, just like he enjoys doing to others.

Why would I read a book with my stories?

Vagabond. Cur, cad, and bounder