SEINFELD BLOG

What is going on? Ever since all hell broke loose this site has been stagnant! I started posting about a year ago because I enjoyed the sarcastic and fun SEINFELD threads. Can we please put our differences aside and return to the good old days? I want it to be like when we were the Gatsbys.

Well, i've had to be careful with my posts now. I'm kinda in the doghouse with Stan:

Stan the Caddy: Am i crazy, or didn't you take part in a huge raucous that caused all that comotion last week?
Cousin Jeffrey: Oh, what? What? That? Are you kidding? I didn't say anything to Jimmy. What? You took that seriously?
Stan the Caddy: You mean, stupid bastard? All that stuff?
Cousin Jeffrey: Come on. Will you stop it.
Stan The Caddy: Making enemies? Jack-ass?
Cousin Jeffrey: Teasing.
Stan The Caddy: Okay. I want you outta here.
Cousin Jeffrey: I don't know where you're getting this from. I....you're serious aren't you? Oh, [laughing] you see?

Luckily, I slipped him a Mickey, and he's yet to wake up, so keep it quiet.

I'm new here. Could somebody tell me the lyrics to George's answering machine song?

(Sorry about that. The last two times I posted, I was a "low-talker" with 2 posts to my credit. The I'm-new-here crack would've been a lot funnier......... aw, forget it.)

I didn't get it but I still thought it was funny.

What's up Book!

Nice of you to drop by.

BTW,

"I didn't get it but I still thought it was funny."

Now THAT is funny!

CJ,

You pissed anyone off today?

No, not pissed OFF. I was at R. Kelly's house.

Ever see Dave Chappelle's "I wanna Piss on You" R. Kelly Video Funny stuff

We can't go any place but down now... ya know? We got no place to go.

Who's going down on whom? Details. I want details and I want them right noW!