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Dr. Howard Cooperman

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PostPosted: December 25, 2003 1:00 AM 

The proctologist that removed "Fusilli Jerry" from Frank Costanza. He was also the real owner of the "Assman" license plates that the DMV mistakenly gave to Kramer.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 5:02 PM 

"Jerry, he IS the Assman!"

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 1:22 PM 

The wink he gives to Kramer is priceless...


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PostPosted: March 31, 2004 2:01 PM 

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Could you imaging the shocked look on my face when that episode first aired? My phone was ringing off the hook that night!

Howard Cooperman


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PostPosted: January 21, 2005 12:08 AM 

My father in law is the REAL assman - Howard Cooperman, MD. One of Seinfeld's writers was his patient.


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PostPosted: December 10, 2018 7:46 AM 

Howard Cooperman is a hack doctor. He is one of the most egotistical, arrogant, uncaring, self absorbed and sloppy doctors that I’ve ever met. Unfortunately, he operated on me and almost killed me. He left me unable to have children and physically damaged for life. He quipped to me, that when his surgery patients die he just sends the family a note. He should not be glorified and he should be remembered for what he was...a complete ass hole!

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