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PostPosted: December 25, 2003 10:28 PM 

Kramer plays Dr. Van Nostrand in the episode where George airbrushes Mr Krueger out of his family photo (that was sitting on his work desk). Kramer pretends to be a dermatologist to get a picture of Krueger with his shirt off. Kramer later makes an appearance as Dr. Van Nostrand in the Festivus episode.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 5:21 PM 

He also assumes the Van Nostrand role when trying to rescue Elaine's dubious medical chart.

Van Nostrand: I'm from the clinic.......
Receptionist: What clinic did you say you were from?
Van Nostrand: "Um, that is correct..."

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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 6:51 PM 

Kramer also plays Professor Peter Van Nostrand when he goes to his mothers ex-boyfriends apartment to reclaim a jacket and Martin Van Nostrand who comes to audition for the role of Kramer on the pilot episode of Jerry.

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 12:46 PM 

Let's see now, a shirt fiber on the left shoulder....Ooo, I'll have to keep an eye on that!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 5:10 PM 

- george: no, you are not taking a deli slicer to my boss....
- kramer: It'll be operative thing, he sould barely feel it.
- george: no, absolutely not!
- kramer: well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart....

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 3, 2004 5:12 PM 

- Man: I have read your book Professor, and I was quite intrigued by it.

- kramer: Uhhh, yes. Well, it's, uhh, very intriguing....

Cool

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 11:40 AM 

AH, let's see here, age, ooo 35 to 60. Wieght, um, indeterminate.

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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 12:31 AM 

Kruger even recognizes him at the Festivus dinner.

"Dr. Van Dostrand?"
"Uh...that's right."

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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 12:35 AM 

Oops, typo. I meant Van Nostrand.

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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:20 PM 

One of the funniest aspects of the Dr. Van Nostand bit in The Slicer is when George is so excited that he tries to literally push Kramer (Van Nostrand) into the room to "examine" Kruger. Kramer stops abruptly and fisrt assumes the correct posture and facial experssion in order to get into character before entering. That half-baked grin is just priceless.

David Van Nostrand
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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 7:50 PM 

I went to SUNY Oswego around the same time as Jerry. My son feels he pulled the name from a student roster. any thoughts ?

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PostPosted: December 9, 2004 5:10 PM 

Dr. Van Nostrand had also recovered the jacket that gets all of the women from a man that his mother had a thing with, from the episode known as "The Nose Job."

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PostPosted: December 19, 2007 8:51 PM 

Mr. Ross - The rooster has sex with both the hen and the chicken.

Frank Costnaza - Thats perverse

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PostPosted: July 17, 2008 3:37 PM 

David Van Nostrand - Low Talker

Yes David he did pull the name of David Van Nostrand from the student roster. My brother David Van Nostrand was the Football Captain of the Chief of Massapequa High School, Long Island during the time Jerry was at Massapequa High.

The Van Nostran family had 6 kids who all went to Massapapequa High School - all two years apart. I graduated in 1969 way before Jerry was in school! Laughing

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PostPosted: July 17, 2008 3:37 PM 

David Van Nostrand - Low Talker

Yes David he did pull the name of David Van Nostrand from the student roster. My brother David Van Nostrand was the Football Captain of the Chief of Massapequa High School, Long Island during the time Jerry was at Massapequa High.

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PostPosted: March 7, 2009 10:03 PM 

Kramer also uses the alias Dr. Van Nostrand to try and get Elaine's medical records when she is convinced that all the doctors in Manhattan have negative reports about her; she is trying to get help for a rash on her arm. This episode is probably referred to as The Timeless Art of Seduction. George poses - Kramer is the photog - in his boxer's to try and seduce a woman he likes at the store that develops his photos.

Bob Sacamano
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PostPosted: March 7, 2009 10:13 PM 

When I left the comment above I Didn't even realize there was already an Art Vandelay who commented. "This is a public humiliation." Just call me Bob (Sacamano, not The Maestro).

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PostPosted: March 12, 2009 4:46 PM 

Don't forget he's also a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist.

And also went by the name H.E. Pennypacker. A wealthy American industrialist, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and, before he invest millions in a lucrative mine, he'd like to go a little native. Get the
feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh,
gritty-gritty.

peter van nostrand


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PostPosted: May 7, 2012 9:42 PM 

that is my real name



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