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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 4:19 PM 

How's that workin' out for ya?

(yes, yes the "should we be talking about this" line, i know)

I wonder if I'm a bad person for loving the comedy of Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle (even though i'm not black). I've always wondered how a crowd would react if they saw a non-black just having way too much fun at a Dave Chappelle show.

any thoughts?

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 7:27 PM 

Dave Chappelle? He must be new.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:51 PM 


when rock did his 'bigger and blacker' stand-up concert, he enthusiastically observed that "the white people are sittin' up top tonight!"

so i guess you'd be ok in the balcony.

"every woman in here since you was thirteen, every guy you met's been tryin' to f*** ya! 'excuse me ma'am, can i help you with that? can i help ya with some d*ck!?'"

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 12:42 PM 

It'd be just the same as if I went to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and laughed louder than anyone else. Yeah you'll stick out but it's just the way things are. Thankfully I have no desire to see said show so I'll be safe.
But it really shouldnt matter. No is going to jump you or anything if you went to the show. In fact you would probably be pointed out and shown on television. Maybe even made the butt of a few jokes by Dave or whoever else is performing. You'd be famous!!

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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 2:29 PM 

Jimmy is a racist.

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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 2:50 PM 

-Your first word is "Amateur"

-May I have the definition please?

-One lacking the skill of a professional, slow witted hack, possible retardation.

-Amateur, A-M-A-T-E-U-R, Amateur.

-Very good.

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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 3:08 PM 

Jimmy is still a racist...no matter how bad my spelling and vocabulary is.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 5:03 PM 

Naahhh........ Jimmy hates everybody.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 6:55 PM 

I have a tendency to nod to black people. Just to let them know that i'm one of the good ones.

Bookman
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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 8:17 PM 

So do I, and all I get in return is "Bald asshole!"

Jimmy
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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 9:09 PM 

There's no place in our society for racism. Especially against people who can dance and jump well as they do. It's so ignorant. Confused

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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 9:13 PM 

That nodding business doesn't work. Kinda like having a big "L" tatooed on your forehead. Same with a yawn. A sure sign of nervous weakness.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 9:28 PM 

I knew a chick who had a big "L" on all of her blouses. Shirley and I would tease her about it all the time.

— The Big Ragu

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 8:46 AM 

I never thought my ethnicity would be this big. Stardom! It's got it's own thread, I'm proud of it.

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 9:20 AM 

Y'know, the supersized penises--well, that's somethin' to be proud of. But the some of the big booty on your women--that's ..... that's .... that's worse than no ass at all.

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 11:39 AM 

OK, maybe not worse than, etc., but at least as bad as, etc. I mean, Beyonce has a nice booty, but I like Tyra Banks' a lot better.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 11:42 AM 

Shocked

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 11:47 AM 

Tyra Banks couldnt smooth a hot date if she had a...a... I've lost my train of thought.

It's back

Tyra and her forehead are repulsive to me. She looks like a worn out hag. Beyonce's rear defies all known laws of physics, its a work of art.

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 11:57 AM 

I didn't say I liked Tyra Banks; I said I liked her booty better than Beyonce's, which, by the way, I like a lot. But if were going to create a woman, starting with the ass, my woman's ass would look more like Tyra's. As for the rest of her, she doesn't do much for me. I'm more of an Iman/Naomi Campbell man.

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PostPosted: October 1, 2005 1:35 AM 

This is one stupid fucking thread.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 1, 2005 11:17 AM 

Who's the black supermodel with the George Washington Forehead? That's just nasty!

And Kathy Ireland? Not black... just the ugliest woman to ever model. Call me strange, but I prefer my women with two eybrows. If you stuck your hand in Kathy Ireland's eybrows, would you be able to get it out. I'd like to be able to get it out.

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