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What is the difference between a turkey and def leppard's drummer?

A turkey has two drum sticks.

That's even too lame for Bania.

Credit given for a most appropriate thread title.

That was lame in the 80's. It's off the chart now.

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https://tips.fbi.gov/

Thanks soup nazi i used that link to give the fbi information on Jimmy. Hey jimmy go answer your door

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? (The same middle name.)

And I hear they both eat jugs and jugs of honey.

No, no.... that was Jack Tripper.

Speaking of 70s TV, what's green and carries a doctor's bag? (Mucus Welby.)

I heard this joke on Howard Stern this past week....

"What would The Flintstones be called if they were black?"

(I won't write the answer, but it's the "N" word in plural form)

The joke itself isn't funny, but everytime I imagine racist dirtbag Republican assholes sitting around thinking up jokes like that, I can't help laughing.

I've heard that punchline many times but with many different setups.

"What do you call a black guy that is also a Astronautical Engineer?"

"What do you call a black man who is a also a priest?"

etc..

Actually, most of us dirtbug Republicans sit around counting our money and figuring out ways to oppress our employees. For example, I just laid off all my employees so I wouldn't have to give them a Christmas bonus. I'll hire a new staff in January, and do the same thing next December.

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck....

Here is another joke. I bought the best of season 1 of friends. Now please don't hate me, I love seinfeld I don't know how many times I watch the dvd's. Here is the joke part. On the back of the dvd case it says, "The creators of the most popular TV comedy series ever..." uh excuse me never mind Seinfeld but there is Cheers, Cosby show, and I love Lucy.

Cosby wasn't a comedy show.

ok jimmy I find it funny that it doesn't say one of the most popular it says the most popular