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PostPosted: November 22, 2005 9:58 PM 

What is the difference between a turkey and def leppard's drummer?

A turkey has two drum sticks.

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: November 23, 2005 2:35 PM 

Shocked That's even too lame for Bania.

Credit given for a most appropriate thread title.

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 23, 2005 3:12 PM 

That was lame in the 80's. It's off the chart now.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: November 29, 2005 1:53 AM 

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Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: December 6, 2005 4:02 PM 

Sh*t!! Shocked

https://tips.fbi.gov/


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 17, 2005 11:53 AM 

Thanks soup nazi i used that link to give the fbi information on Jimmy. Hey jimmy go answer your door

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 17, 2005 10:57 PM 

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? (The same middle name.)

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 17, 2005 11:05 PM 

And I hear they both eat jugs and jugs of honey.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: December 17, 2005 11:32 PM 

No, no.... that was Jack Tripper.

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 18, 2005 1:40 AM 

Speaking of 70s TV, what's green and carries a doctor's bag? (Mucus Welby.)

Jimmy
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PostPosted: December 18, 2005 2:54 AM 

I heard this joke on Howard Stern this past week....

"What would The Flintstones be called if they were black?"

(I won't write the answer, but it's the "N" word in plural form)

The joke itself isn't funny, but everytime I imagine racist dirtbag Republican assholes sitting around thinking up jokes like that, I can't help laughing.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 18, 2005 12:33 PM 

I've heard that punchline many times but with many different setups.

"What do you call a black guy that is also a Astronautical Engineer?"

"What do you call a black man who is a also a priest?"

etc..

Curly
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PostPosted: December 23, 2005 7:14 PM 

Actually, most of us dirtbug Republicans sit around counting our money and figuring out ways to oppress our employees. For example, I just laid off all my employees so I wouldn't have to give them a Christmas bonus. I'll hire a new staff in January, and do the same thing next December.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: December 23, 2005 10:36 PM 

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck....

joe
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:30 PM 

Here is another joke. I bought the best of season 1 of friends. Now please don't hate me, I love seinfeld I don't know how many times I watch the dvd's. Here is the joke part. On the back of the dvd case it says, "The creators of the most popular TV comedy series ever..." uh excuse me never mind Seinfeld but there is Cheers, Cosby show, and I love Lucy. Rolling Eyes

Jimmy
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:38 PM 

Cosby wasn't a comedy show.

joe
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:47 PM 

ok jimmy Rolling Eyes I find it funny that it doesn't say one of the most popular it says the most popular


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