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Jimmy







PostPosted: October 17, 2005 7:34 PM 

What is up with that DVD forum crowd? It's like a leper colony in there. None of them ever step foot in any other forums. They just hang out there with their slide rules, eating their boogers, and discussing release date theories and formulas... They don't know any of the lines or quotes from the show and they have absolutely NO sense of humor when those of us do use quotes. If you post "Not that there's anything wrong with that," they'll reply back with "Anything wrong with what? Are you saying there's something wrong with me?"

Why are they interested in DVDs about a show they've never seen?

Check out this thread (just one of many) to see these freaks in action... http://www.stanthecaddy.com/gift-set-discuss.html

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 17, 2005 11:05 PM 

Man, Jimmy's right. It's like a bald convention in there. And they have no sense of humor- on a site discussing the funniest show of all time. Sons of bitches!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 18, 2005 1:41 AM 

Sounds like Jason, Michael and Julia doing "commentary" on a show it seems THEY never saw. Is there some stupid bitch constantly mentioning she was pregnant, greasing her hair back and trying to pretend she's above the only thing she ever did that was worth remembering?

(...just saying)

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 11:22 AM 

Its like they are from the bizarro world. Do they say "Bad bye" when they leave ?

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 11:51 AM 

It shouldn't take more than a month to complete all discussion of the most recent DVD release. There's no point in discussing what might be on a future DVD, except possibly a wish-list of items, which is just another way of criticizing what was/wasn't on the last DVD.

The posting cycle on the DVD forum should be like an EKG. You have your highs in the first month after a release, and you have your lows the rest of the time.

A "point" is the foundation of all posts. You must have a good point. Otherwise, it's just masturbation.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 4:57 PM 

No, NO, NO!! NO POINT!!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 8:06 PM 

Not yet...

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 9:06 PM 

Would it be possible to get a copy of La Puerta Esta Abierta?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 9:23 PM 

JC and I were just saying the other day that your cat needs to get out more.

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 1:21 PM 

Unfortunately there was an explosion in the restaurant where I was storing my copy of La Puerta Esta Abierta...

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:01 PM 

What kind of lives are these? Rolling Eyes

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:37 PM 

Lives? No lives. Just a bunch of guys who are so funny and so comfortable with each other, who hang around on the site and take part of real bull sessions.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 3:41 PM 

Funny? Ah, I get it. You guys are posting somewhere else now. Some friends. YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!!

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 21, 2005 4:02 PM 

Man, Bookman's so prolific! Ah, I mean phony. Damn! I mean funny. Rolling Eyes

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 4:08 AM 

WAIT!!!

Does anybody know the release date of Season Six?
Does anybody still know the release dat of season 1& 2?
I'm very serious!!!!!! I've got to know!!!!!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 7:20 AM 

Seasons 1 & 2 weren't realeased on DAT, only DVD.

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 8:19 AM 

If Maestro doesn't get the release date of season six, millions will perish and only few will live. Crying or Very Sad

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 10:13 AM 

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run around the stadium and close all the windows. That's where I'm going, pal. And I'll tell you something else. I'm very nervous.

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 2:10 PM 

What is wrong with those people in there. Seriously! It's like the ultimate "Former High School AV-Lab Members Nerd Convention".

Who the f*** cares about the upcoming new versions of DVD's. Who the f*** cares about blu-rays or green-ray or gamma-rays?

The whole "Jimmy Sucks" campaign is over an argument that started from arguing over the dot-matrix pattern to the explosion of the release dates issue. The random idiots that frequent there need to be held down and given atomic wedgies just like I'm sure they recieved in high school. Only this time in public, in front of their coworkers, wives and children.

Winter is upon us and I'm going back to the good ol' days when we hurled icy snowballs at the fiends and buffoons on the bus. We need a snowball covered emoticon.

The next worthless comment about "easter eggs" or anything of the like results in me flying to the poster's location with a snowball in a cooler. Swift and just punishment.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 3:53 PM 

A snowball-covered emoticon. The winter spitwad. I like it. I like it a lot. I think it's a fantastic idea.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 27, 2005 4:16 PM 

The Blu-Ray that you have here is asymmetrical. So I took off the motor relay on the High Definition....'cause you've got some discoloration. I was working with one.....DVD at a time 'causes you don't wanna disturb the position of the Blu-Ray...

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