SEINFELD BLOG

No Shot. Dog bite!

Woof, woof! Not bang, bang.

I'm Out, I'm Out of the Contest

... A brouhaha breaks out between the trolls around here, you know, and the old stanthecaddy regulars. And as I'm trying to get that ?@#$ off Gendison, somebody pulls me from behind, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and whoa man, it's Mookie. I punched his lights out!

Head hurt. Head *really* hurt.

I think the best George Costanza rant is the one about the Jerk Store in The Comeback episode. Everytime I watch it , it reminds me of who Costanza is, and the Christmas Card episode. Now I have to leave work and go watch some Seinfeld!

Alright, ya see? This is why I hate writing with a large group.

Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking.

Hey bookman, or Phillip Baker Hall - you've got a great cameo in Sour Grapes, which i'm sure you've seen. Great work. Also in the first ep. of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 - 'Mels Offer' you're a great doctor but you've got drooling problems. 'We just don't want people using that phone'

All right, this isn't a George "rant", but the best George line ever was only 3 words long: "Was that wrong?"

If I had a nickel for every time I used that line, I wouldn't be spending my days here, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah! "Was that wrong?" is a good one. And the next line: "Should I not have done that?"

I love the rant where George says:"you´re giving me the it´s not you, it´s me???"
"If it´s anybody, it´s me!!!"