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Cole
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 Posted: October 4, 2004 1:24 AM |
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The ending of the Marine Biologist in the coffee shop... |
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Moops
Posts: 428
Reply: 42
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 10:16 AM |
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"The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." |
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this is frank costanza
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Reply: 43
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 10:39 AM |
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"Who are you?"
"I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer." |
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this is frank costanza
Posts: 49
Reply: 44
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 11:07 AM |
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Jerry: (in confounded awe)
"Sex ... to SAVE the friendship...?"
Another one of those instances where I'll watch the whole episode just to hear that line. |
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punkeruk
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Reply: 45
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 12:45 PM |
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Probably when George say....
"Back it up, back it up, Beep Beep Beep"
Or when they're in california and kramers starts talkin about what he's gonna do with his life and George just says...
"Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?" |
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
Reply: 46
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 1:23 PM |
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George: I always wanted to see you and Jerry get back together.
Elaine: You're an idiot ! |
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
Reply: 47
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 1:25 PM |
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Kramer coming through Jerry's door after reading the article about Jerry and George being gay (not that there's anything wrong with that):
"I thought we were friends" ! |
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horse faced man
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Reply: 48
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| Posted: October 4, 2004 8:42 PM |
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The episode with Lloyd Braun and the chinese gum and Mr. Harharwood:
George encounters his ex gf who thinks he's lost it yet one more time while in his King Henry VIII outfit. |
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Whitey Fisk
Posts: 26
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| Posted: October 5, 2004 6:04 PM |
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The scene with George wearing the ladies glasses "May I have one of those please madam?" pure comedy genius. |
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Rusty
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| Posted: October 5, 2004 7:02 PM |
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The rickshaw episode at the end kramer runs away as newman barrals down the road. An d don't forget "THAT GUY SWARM SWARM." anf Uncle Leo in the cape fear segment. |
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veggie lasagna
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| Posted: October 5, 2004 9:17 PM |
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the funniest moment? cant pinpoint one but i love in the cock fight episode and kramer is leaving jerry's apartment and says comicly: "My little Jerry!" |
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elaine
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| Posted: October 6, 2004 10:21 AM |
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There are too many favourite moments but my all time favourites are:
The Conversion when George is telling Jerry and Elaine that he's thinking about converting to Orthodox and Jerry says "really?" and George says "Yeah, sure what the hell do I care?"
The Contest when the girl at the gym tells Elaine that John Junior was looking for her and Elaine says "you're trying to hurt me aren't you?"
The Stock Tip: when Jerry's girlfriend tells him that the market fluctuates and he says "Everyone knows the market fluctuates, but I just got fluctuated out of $4000."
Last but not least: The episode where Kramer adopts a highway and at the end Newman's truck goes up in flames..Newman's expression when he is walking back to Kramer all burnt..I laugh my head off everytime...THE HUMANITY!!! |
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ramon
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| Posted: October 6, 2004 6:30 PM |
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here's one of my all time favorites (not as obvious as some of these classics, though)
it's from the episode when george gets engaged. he goes to jerry's and tells him. during this visit, jerry tells george that he is breaking up with his g/f because of something trivial, and george get's upset. he eventually starts to leave in a very depressed state, when jerry stops him:
Jerry: wait wait!! champagne! celebrate!
george's hopes have been elevated and he turns back, happy to have this moment.
unfortunately, jerry can't find any
jerry: you know what? ... no champagne.
The look on george's face lasts for at least five or six seconds. i piss myself laugihng during that pause. it's like he could go jump off a building. completely bewildered!
jerry: well, i'll see ya.
priceless!!
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Joe's Fruit Stand
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| Posted: October 6, 2004 10:00 PM |
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Kramer to Newman, who wants his rader detector back: "Oh. You better think again, Mojambo."
Frank to Steinbrenner: "How could you trade Jay Buhner?"
Kramer to George: "May I have one of those, Madam?" |
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The Womb
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 12:03 AM |
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George: You never know.
Jerry: Sometimes you do. |
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Rochelle Rochelle
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 3:13 AM |
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George: Uncle LEO's having regular sex?
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 8:02 AM |
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Kramer kissing Jerry on the lips as George opens the door of Jerry's apartment. George's reaction is hilarious. |
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snea
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 8:14 AM |
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the monologue of Jerry after Manya and her husband left the room... I know this part like my right hand!!
"I didn't know she had a pony! How was I to know she had a pony? who figures an immigrants gonna have a pony??" just great.
Another great moment is in the sniffing accountant, when kramer talks with the accountant in the bar and the waiter open the counter and it hits kramer, and 30 seconds later when kramer drinks the beer and the cigarette is in mouth at the same time... CLLLLASSSIC!!!
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jack
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 10:25 AM |
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The whole scene in The Outing where the reporter thinks they're gay and they don't realize it, and then they slowly do. Just classic!
The scene in The Pez Dispenser when Kramer is describing The Beach to the guy and he sort of does this gesture when he's talking about capturing the essence, that's just perfect how he does it. |
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Moops
Posts: 428
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| Posted: October 7, 2004 10:58 AM |
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For pure physical comedy, hard to beat the scene on the subway when Kramer's trying to find a seat but other people keep beating him to them... |
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