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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 141
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 Posted: August 29, 2006 11:37 AM |
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It's because the squirrel was the guy's fourth cousin by his fifth concurrent wife. |
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Marcelino
Posts: 474
Reply: 142
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 11:41 AM |
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so, who's having sex with the chickens? |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 143
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 11:54 AM |
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THAT'S perverse! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 144
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 1:28 PM |
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They were sitting there, like idiots, without a chuckle to spare. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 145
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 1:38 PM |
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No chewy fruit candies in the whole place? And they call themselves religion....OY! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 146
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 1:59 PM |
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I nodded out at one point, but when I woke up I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 147
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 2:14 PM |
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Well, I don't like the sound of THAT! |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 148
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| Posted: August 29, 2006 2:40 PM |
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Do they also do carpet cleaning? |
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Jerkstore
Posts: 2
Reply: 149
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| Posted: September 6, 2006 12:59 PM |
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I probably use it everyday:
"That's a shame" |
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Runnin' outta you!
Posts: 1
Reply: 150
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| Posted: September 7, 2006 3:30 PM |
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I often use George's "Ahhhh HA!" as well as "The best Jerry, the best!" |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 151
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| Posted: September 8, 2006 1:38 PM |
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Countdown: My Top 5 Most-Used Seinfeldisms, according to a recent survey of friends and family.
5. I got nothin'.
4. Thataaaat's a shame.
3. No no, you're way off.
2. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
and, apparently, my number one all-time most-used phrase:
1. Sing it, sister! |
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Flaming globes of Sigmund!
Posts: 1
Reply: 152
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| Posted: July 10, 2007 1:13 AM |
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TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE!!!! |
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Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 153
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| Posted: July 10, 2007 5:49 AM |
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How can this be? Oh, it be. |
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Gak at work
Posts: 44
Reply: 154
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| Posted: July 11, 2007 3:14 PM |
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Take it up with consumer affairs |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 155
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| Posted: July 11, 2007 6:53 PM |
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Oh sure, I use Seinlanguage all the time. I always tell everybody about him... tell everybody to GO SEE HIS SHOW!! I mean, I'm his biggest fan! |
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Todd Gak
Posts: 444
Reply: 156
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| Posted: July 11, 2007 9:58 PM |
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You think your...I mean you've had enough
Peach Schnapps |
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lankystu
Posts: 10
Reply: 157
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| Posted: July 12, 2007 12:50 PM |
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i often get shooting pains down my back, (could it be lupus) when i get them, i find it helps to shout "MAMA"
My lass knows othing aboot Kramer, so she assumes i am a mummy boy - oh well! |
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lankystu
Posts: 10
Reply: 158
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| Posted: July 12, 2007 12:51 PM |
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(nothing) othing |
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Mrs. Chote
Posts: 93
Reply: 159
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| Posted: July 12, 2007 3:34 PM |
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I always tell my friend Ruthie "Shut up, you old bag!" when she cheats at bingo. |
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Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 160
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| Posted: July 13, 2007 5:34 AM |
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Yeah, that's right. |
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