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Lilly
Posts: 64
Reply: 241
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 Posted: September 22, 2007 1:07 AM |
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I was at the deli counter in the supermarket today, and the guy was actually using the slicer. So as the guy turns around to ask me what I want, of course I say, "But where...does the meat go?" I was met with a blank stare, but it was completely worth it. |
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JFK Jr.
Posts: 326
Reply: 242
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| Posted: September 22, 2007 1:11 AM |
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Jimmy: you are not "in charge" around here.
And if you think you are Wilhelm is going to track you down and kick you ass! |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 243
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| Posted: September 22, 2007 1:34 AM |
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I tell ya, I don't see it happening. |
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Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 244
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| Posted: September 22, 2007 6:29 AM |
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Lilly should have given the deli counter guy her shoe, to fix the heel. |
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Neal
Posts: 1
Reply: 245
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| Posted: September 30, 2007 4:39 PM |
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Whenever your in trouble, just say this trusty phrase: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time." You can replace worked and offices with the relevant words. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 246
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| Posted: September 30, 2007 11:10 PM |
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I admire your skills...
Mr. Peanut. |
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Mrs. Chote
Posts: 93
Reply: 247
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| Posted: April 26, 2008 10:14 PM |
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Jimmy smells. Smells bad. Smells real bad. |
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julie
Posts: 239
Reply: 248
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| Posted: April 27, 2008 7:46 PM |
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i think there is a NEw jimmy in town and this old jimmy can go home now and play with his jimmy dick because the old jimmy is a fucking pussy who sucks dick |
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Alec Berg
Posts: 1
Reply: 249
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| Posted: May 6, 2008 3:10 PM |
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One day many years ago I came in from work and my wife(I'd been married 6 mos at the time) said "do you wanna make love before we go to your brother's house(niece's bday party)without skipping a beat, I responded with "Giddy-up".
We've been married now almost 12 years and I still use that phrase from time to time. |
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Todd Gak
Posts: 444
Reply: 250
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| Posted: May 6, 2008 4:48 PM |
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A pure example of seamless transition. 
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 251
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| Posted: May 7, 2008 1:26 PM |
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"do you wanna make love before we go to your brother's house"
You obviously have not been married long enough to know that that is code for "I want to bang your brother so bad that I had better let off a little steam with you before we go over there."
Sorry to bring a glint of realism to your life. 
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julie
Posts: 239
Reply: 252
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| Posted: May 7, 2008 2:39 PM |
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"Jimmy is pretty sweet on you"
"you remember Mr. Thirsty?"
"Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine"
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Slippery Pete
Posts: xxx
Reply: 253
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| Posted: November 15, 2008 3:46 PM |
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Some things in my life are just this way, no matter what:
My neighbor across the hall/street/whatever is always Mr. Potato Guy
Whoever is sitting next to me on a plane is Vegetable Lasagna |
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other Walter
Posts: 64
Reply: 254
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| Posted: November 15, 2008 8:05 PM |
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I find your belief system fascinating. |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 255
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| Posted: November 15, 2008 8:47 PM |
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So everybody Slippery Pete knows is a character from the show? I think he may have something. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 256
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| Posted: November 15, 2008 9:37 PM |
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He's got NOTHIN'! |
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TheLumbarYard
Posts: xxx
Reply: 257
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| Posted: November 18, 2008 9:18 AM |
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Yama hama, its fright night |
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