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#1 dad
Posts: 23
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 Posted: July 30, 2005 10:16 PM |
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I read the whole forum from the start as I was drinking some kind of fermented chicken beer.. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 142
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| Posted: July 31, 2005 4:16 PM |
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May I recommend Veuve Cliquot '26, a good French wine. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 143
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| Posted: July 31, 2005 4:26 PM |
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... and a five-alarm chili |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 144
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| Posted: July 31, 2005 4:57 PM |
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... and an enourmous coconut cake with the tiers and very rich chocolate sauce ... on the side, 'cause not everybody likes it on the cake 'cause it makes it very soggy. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 145
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| Posted: July 31, 2005 8:23 PM |
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FAITHY, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE!!! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 146
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| Posted: July 31, 2005 9:58 PM |
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Egon--your mucus. |
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the kavorka
Posts: 23
Reply: 147
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| Posted: August 1, 2005 10:36 AM |
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If you named a kid Cosmo do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 148
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| Posted: August 1, 2005 3:06 PM |
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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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the kavorka
Posts: 23
Reply: 149
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| Posted: August 1, 2005 3:24 PM |
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helloooooooooo bookman, my name is boy, bubble boy. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 150
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| Posted: August 1, 2005 6:32 PM |
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You talkin' to me? |
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Bob
Posts: 23
Reply: 151
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| Posted: August 1, 2005 8:13 PM |
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Well, maybe, he was talking to me. Was you talking to him? Because you was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was you talking to?! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 152
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| Posted: August 3, 2005 11:55 AM |
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When a woman is inside her own house and she's being chased by a man who wants to kill her, her front and back doors will be locked and she won't know how to unlock them. I learned this from the movies. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 153
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| Posted: August 3, 2005 1:16 PM |
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I am more familiar with the woman looking for stairs to run up to further trap herself with no escape scenario. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 154
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| Posted: August 3, 2005 1:26 PM |
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To paraphrase Rickey: Oh, that's a good one. |
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Denim Vest
Posts: 577
Reply: 155
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| Posted: August 3, 2005 2:38 PM |
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What kind of clown are you anyway?
The cryin' on the inside kind, I guess.
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 156
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| Posted: August 7, 2005 10:18 PM |
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Yes, well, I have to go now, DV, because I'm due back on the planet earth. |
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cousin jeffrey
Posts: 1880
Reply: 157
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| Posted: August 7, 2005 10:50 PM |
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eating at the pottery barn...
nothing but furniture....
i'm not that hungary....
i mean belgian....
Nothing is something, but something is not nothing. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 158
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| Posted: August 8, 2005 6:29 PM |
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Hey, did you ever pretend there's, like, murderers chasing you, and you try and see how fast you can get your keys out and get into your apartment? |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 159
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| Posted: August 9, 2005 11:54 AM |
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No, but I did reverse my peephole, and now I can peek to see whether anybody is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 160
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| Posted: August 9, 2005 3:23 PM |
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I tried to pay for a calzone with a sock full of pennies and got kicked out of the store. |
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