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Denim Vest
Posts: 577
Reply: 261
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 Posted: September 1, 2005 2:57 AM |
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Do you like movies about gladiators? |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 262
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| Posted: September 1, 2005 9:25 AM |
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Yeah, they're clever. They’re so funny and so comfortable with each other...
To Jimmy, the dialogue rings true. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 263
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| Posted: September 1, 2005 11:25 AM |
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Gladiators, never heard of them. Did they just invent them? ...And stop calling me shirly! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 264
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| Posted: September 1, 2005 5:55 PM |
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. |
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Gack
Posts: 847
Reply: 265
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| Posted: September 1, 2005 10:51 PM |
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that's a nice beaver.
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 266
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| Posted: September 2, 2005 1:11 AM |
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... and just when it seemed the nothingness couldn't get any nothinger. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 267
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| Posted: September 7, 2005 1:30 PM |
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Found it. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 268
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| Posted: September 12, 2005 9:12 AM |
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What did you do today? Well I woke up, came to work, took a nap under my desk, ate a calzone, went to the coffee shop to talk about nothing and went home.
Sorry, that's not EVEN a show. You're a loser.
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 269
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| Posted: September 15, 2005 12:21 PM |
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I read in the NYT this morning that the Vatican has ordered all seminaries to investigate and search for "evidence of homosexuality." Are they kidding? They could throw a dart out the window and ........
Now that gay men can come out of the closet, why are there still so many priests? Maybe we'll have to wait till pedophilia is legalized before the priesthood dries up. |
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Denim Vest
Posts: 577
Reply: 270
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| Posted: September 15, 2005 12:27 PM |
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If I was gay, I'd be a lesbian. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 271
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| Posted: September 15, 2005 12:28 PM |
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Well, they do have nicer equipment. |
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Gack
Posts: 847
Reply: 272
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| Posted: September 15, 2005 9:40 PM |
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i can't believe there's even such a thing as a straight woman. you look at theirs, and then you look at ours. for the life of me i can't figure out what they see in any of us.
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 273
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| Posted: September 15, 2005 9:47 PM |
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...the hair, the lumpiness.... it's simian. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 274
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| Posted: September 16, 2005 7:50 AM |
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If I was a woman I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in. 
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Denim Vest
Posts: 577
Reply: 275
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| Posted: September 16, 2005 8:21 AM |
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...its for getting around, its like a jeep. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 276
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| Posted: September 16, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Could it be Liam Neeson's Jeep? |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 277
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| Posted: September 16, 2005 5:47 PM |
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That's EEN. |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 278
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| Posted: September 16, 2005 11:09 PM |
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Ian?
Wait. Chedder brown pork hat clowns but on crying plant.
There. That is a totally neverbefore seen sentence in the history of mankind.
This is what happens when you stay up posting even though you are REALLY tired.
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 279
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| Posted: September 17, 2005 12:58 AM |
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So, this Da Vinci sleep is working out? |
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Yev Kassem
Posts: 895
Reply: 280
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| Posted: September 17, 2005 10:45 AM |
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Oh, I'm percolating, Jimmy. I'm telling you, I have never felt so fertile. I'm mossy, Jimmy. My brain is mossy.
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