| Author |
Message |
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 21
|
 Posted: May 11, 2006 8:11 AM |
|
|
Batteries have gone dead before. Aren't they prepared for that? |
|
 |
J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 22
|
| Posted: May 11, 2006 12:02 PM |
|
|
Seemingly |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 23
|
| Posted: May 12, 2006 3:02 AM |
|
|
[sits up in bed] I want everyone out!! 
|
|
|
Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 24
|
| Posted: May 12, 2006 5:51 AM |
|
|
Well, it's your journal. [Leaves] |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 25
|
| Posted: May 24, 2006 4:16 PM |
|
|
[Looks at yesserday's tv sched] Now on this particular Tuesday I could have watched six hours of Seinfeld.
There's I Love Seinfeld... The Seinfeld Show... Here's Seinfeld!
Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.... |
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 26
|
| Posted: May 26, 2006 8:07 AM |
|
|
It's going to be a beeeuuuuuutiful day! |
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 27
|
| Posted: May 27, 2006 2:53 AM |
|
|
... or supposed to be. 
|
|
|
Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 28
|
| Posted: May 27, 2006 7:41 AM |
|
|
What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in
Well it's almost like bein' in love.
(Sips Jack Daniels.)
(Snaps fingers like Sinatra.) |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 29
|
| Posted: May 29, 2006 3:12 AM |
|
|
Hey, hey, hey, hey... you know what would make a great post?
A post about posts! Get it?
The history of posts... celebrities and their posts... it's a natural! 
|
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 30
|
| Posted: May 29, 2006 12:54 PM |
|
|
That's fantastic. You see, Curly, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. What the hell do you do around here all day anyway? |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 31
|
| Posted: May 29, 2006 3:24 PM |
|
|
All right, that's it's for me! Goodnight everybody!
[Takes bow and ends it] 
|
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 32
|
| Posted: May 29, 2006 3:46 PM |
|
|
What... you're doin my bit? |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 33
|
| Posted: May 30, 2006 4:16 PM |
|
|
Yeah. That's right.
|
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 34
|
| Posted: May 30, 2006 5:51 PM |
|
|
Back again? You are the worst high-note go-outter of all time. |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 35
|
| Posted: May 31, 2006 12:39 AM |
|
|
What's the trouble?
Oh, I know what it is... it's my goiter, isn't it?
|
|
|
J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 36
|
| Posted: May 31, 2006 2:13 AM |
|
|
I wish I had one. Really. |
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 37
|
| Posted: May 31, 2006 6:04 PM |
|
|
Fooiter! Football goiter, Mookie. |
|
|
Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 38
|
| Posted: May 31, 2006 8:41 PM |
|
|
Ok, look... this is my goiter we're talking about ok? And besides, I'm a gentlemen, I'm good looking, I'm a good shaver and I haven't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about my goiter! Shut up!
|
|
|
Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 39
|
| Posted: June 1, 2006 6:09 AM |
|
|
You get enough goiter people walkin' around, suddenly I don't look so bad. |
|
|
Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 40
|
| Posted: June 1, 2006 8:19 AM |
|
|
You take Curly's glasses off, you can't tell the difference between him and a goiter. |
|
|
