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Gendison
Posts: 3474
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 Posted: April 11, 2006 11:40 AM |
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It's not. |
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cousin jeffrey
Posts: 1880
Reply: 4
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| Posted: April 11, 2006 9:36 PM |
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This isn't even your journal, it's just pieces of the show...with key words missing. 
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 5
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| Posted: April 12, 2006 1:54 PM |
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It's been nearly a week since Stan cleaned house and still no Jimmy. What could have possibly happened to him? Scissors mishap? Airshow disaster? Chinese organ theives? |
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T-bone
Posts: 56
Reply: 6
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| Posted: April 12, 2006 6:44 PM |
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Maybe a Rickshaw accident? |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 7
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| Posted: April 13, 2006 12:35 PM |
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I had one of those myself one time. Knocked me right on my ass! |
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Mookie
Posts: 30
Reply: 8
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| Posted: April 14, 2006 12:39 PM |
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Patio furniture's on sale... |
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Curly
Posts: 30
Reply: 9
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| Posted: April 15, 2006 5:05 AM |
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I have a tan thong. |
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Mookie
Posts: 30
Reply: 10
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| Posted: April 15, 2006 5:23 PM |
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Part of your Springtime Cruise Collection, no doubt.
At any rate, I would appreciate it if you would get the hell outta here with your tan and your thong.
And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! Do you understand me? And if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT!!
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Curly
Posts: 30
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| Posted: April 16, 2006 7:05 AM |
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Well, it's your journal...Anyway, you said much worse things than me...You started it with the tan pants; I was just tryin' to keep up. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 12
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| Posted: April 17, 2006 2:22 PM |
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What do you know about keeping up? Ever have a man die in your arms? Ever kill somebody? |
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Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 13
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| Posted: April 18, 2006 4:24 AM |
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That's one weird monkey. |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 14
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| Posted: April 30, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Why do people buy canned fruit? The stores have fresh fruit, too. It's just two aisles over... |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
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| Posted: May 1, 2006 8:06 PM |
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There's an Entenmann's display case right at the end, you can't miss it. |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
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| Posted: May 2, 2006 3:05 PM |
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How come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can't it be a meal? I don't understand stuff like that...
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
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| Posted: May 2, 2006 3:09 PM |
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Oh, Jimmy... I checked out the Entenmann's display case at the end of the isle but it was empty.
I'll have to check Audrey's purse next. Or Peter-boy's college dorm sized refer. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
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| Posted: May 2, 2006 3:56 PM |
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It all depends on what kind of dip? Salsa... that's not really a meal. I mean, if you had Nacho Cheese with Jalapeño, or Sour Cream and Onion, then I would agree with you. Those are very hardy dips.
But, if the dip is in a cup rather than a bowl, I would say that... |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
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| Posted: May 3, 2006 8:34 PM |
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What kind of name is "Gack" anyway?
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
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| Posted: May 9, 2006 10:46 AM |
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Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?
I don't know...
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 21
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| Posted: May 11, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Batteries have gone dead before. Aren't they prepared for that? |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
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| Posted: May 11, 2006 12:02 PM |
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Seemingly |
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