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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 2
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 Posted: December 7, 2007 3:33 PM |
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A 51-50 in Ornaments...
Yeah, I can see that. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 3
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| Posted: December 7, 2007 5:34 PM |
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He's described as 5'5", bald, and reputedly a very good tipper. |
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cousin jeffrey
Posts: 1880
Reply: 4
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| Posted: December 8, 2007 1:52 AM |
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I saw Santa kissing Bubba. |
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Curly
Posts: 599
Reply: 5
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| Posted: December 8, 2007 5:39 AM |
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Singing and calling attention to yourself while shoplifting. I can't understand why he didn't get away with it, because it sounds like the perfect crime. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 6
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| Posted: December 8, 2007 11:49 AM |
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Santa went shopping for some ornaments and yada yada yada he'll be back at the North Pole in six to eight months. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 7
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| Posted: December 8, 2007 12:18 PM |
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He's an old man... he was confused... he thought he paid for it... |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 8
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| Posted: December 8, 2007 5:23 PM |
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Maybe it was one of Santa's other personalities: the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. |
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Todd Gak
Posts: 444
Reply: 9
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 12:27 AM |
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Just a short, stocky grey bearded old man who may or may not own reindeer. |
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Mookie
Posts: 1433
Reply: 10
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 3:27 AM |
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Well I told them he didn't. And I laughed and I laughed... 
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 11
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 1:29 PM |
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Santa had it right. You see, we're being bamboozled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating their profit margin and reducing our total number of toys.
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cousin jeffrey
Posts: 1880
Reply: 12
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 3:18 PM |
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We have a 51-50 in aisle 12 all units respond. |
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Hennigans Spokesman
Posts: 9
Reply: 13
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 9:49 PM |
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I just wanted you to put a scare in him. |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 14
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 9:57 PM |
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Very original, CJ. 
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Todd Gak
Posts: 444
Reply: 15
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 10:01 PM |
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He's very spur of the minute and not an avid forum reader
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 16
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| Posted: December 10, 2007 10:31 PM |
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Alright, let's... let's FOCUS!! |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 17
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| Posted: December 11, 2007 12:26 PM |
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What--is cj hard of focussing? |
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 18
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| Posted: December 11, 2007 12:37 PM |
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He's an unnnn-focuser. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 19
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| Posted: December 11, 2007 12:41 PM |
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He's had too many lattes. He's all hopped-up on the caffeine. |
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cousin jeffrey
Posts: 1880
Reply: 20
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| Posted: December 12, 2007 12:37 AM |
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Jimmy : How could cousin jeffrey post on this thread without even reading it?
cousin jeffrey :Sit down, my son. We don't read most of the posts. Do you really know what that would entail......if we were to read every post that we passed?
(a shiny nickel for whoever gets that reference)
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Jimmy
Posts: 4836
Reply: 21
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| Posted: December 12, 2007 5:06 AM |
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Uhhhh....... That's from my friend John. He was in my friend, Michael's, movie.
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